Pet Peeves

[Ducky]

The arsey vinyl heads are some of the biggest twonks to ever draw breath.

I remember being told at a vinyl night I wasn't "a real music fan" because I'd a hefty collection of CDs and only a handful of vinyl in comparison.

Sure thing Mr. Cool DJ, your copy of (checks notes) Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" truly does make you the biggest music fan on the planet and we all bow to you.

[Eoin McLove]

To be fair, if you listen to an original copy of the Rumours LP through a really good setup, and through quality headphones, you can almost hear Lindsay Buckingham's queefs.

[Ducky]

Pretty sure you can hear them through any set up on the outro of Big Love. "Uhhh, ahhh".

[Anvil]

Adults at work either asking what Santa got you or saying they hope Santa brought you everything you wanted.   Shame they didn't choke on a Quality Street over the holidays. 

[Ducky]

Then you flash them the Adorior "Bleed on My Teeth" t-shirt Santa brought you.

[Bürggermeister]

We had 20+cm of snow yesterday, there's no chance of getting off the bohreen in anything other than a tractor, so I'm working from home today, will likely have to do the same tomorrow, possibly Wednesday too. A few days ago I received a planned interruption notice from the ESB, scheduled for tomorrow. I tried calling them today, see if it was still going to go ahead. The phone number on the flyer takes you to the emergency line and, in that, they give you a different number to call if it's not an emergency. Of course this number is not in service. It's on their fucking website too.

[open face surgery]

Then you flash them the Adorior "Bleed on My Teeth" t-shirt Santa brought you.

The fuckin state of those.

[Sworntothecans]

Then you flash them the Adorior "Bleed on My Teeth" t-shirt Santa brought you.

The fuckin state of those.

Cringe shirts:not just limited to one man goregrind bands🤣

[Thorn]

Had a look at the Adorior geansai there and was thinking well I've seen worse, then I copped it.. fuckin' hell that's one for the pub alright

[open face surgery]

I think it's even funnier/more retarded given it was used as a somewhat colloquial term growing up. Sweating like a tinker trying to read etc etc. Fuckin state of it anyway. The LSD 666 bit is retarded as well.

[Eoin McLove]

Terrible slogan. It's what I'd expect from a local death metal band full of 20 year olds.

[Ducky]

Then you flash them the Adorior "Bleed on My Teeth" t-shirt Santa brought you.

The fuckin state of those.

The back print almost makes "Jesus is a cunt" seem palatable.

[Mithrandir]

Fuckin hell, just looked it up there   Surely they can't have flogged many if them 

[mickO)))]

I think it's even funnier/more retarded given it was used as a somewhat colloquial term growing up. Sweating like a tinker trying to read etc etc. Fuckin state of it anyway. The LSD 666 bit is retarded as well.

People use to always say 'sweating like a paedo on a bus full of children' never heard anyone myself saying sweating like a rapist. Or the sweating trying to read one  . Boring band anyway never even would have noticed this shirt had it not been brought up here.

Thank God for so much print on demand being around these days and being able to request stuff without retarded backprints.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Obviously wouldn't be caught dead wearing it, but it's somewhat more amusing than it otherwise would be given that the idea most likely came from Melissa herself, or was at the very least given her enthusiastic green light. Also presume the LSD is meant as Lucifer in the sky with demons. Don't know if either that or the sweating thing are references to lyrics..? I don't have a physical copy yet. Anyway, killer album nonetheless!