Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

The bastard son of Tyrone Whatshisname.

I'd be a cunt if my blind Mammy cut my hair, too.

[The Heretic]

Normally I wouldn't support van Gerwen but I'll be in his corner tonight

For me Its been a shit tournament as well, very lacklustre.

[Bürggermeister]

The commentating has been dour, drab shite, no charisma to be found in any of the good looking, media-trained young presenters who have no actual interest in darts but think it'll be a good talking point on their CV later in their media careers. All sports are suffering from it. Easy on the eye and say nothing which could ever be interpreted as controversial or offensive or even enthusiastic, just a stream of empty platitudes, clichés and statistics, filling up airtime for no meaningful reason.

[The Heretic]

The commentating has been dour, drab shite, no charisma to be found in any of the good looking, media-trained young presenters who have no actual interest in darts but think it'll be a good talking point on their CV later in their media careers. All sports are suffering from it. Easy on the eye and say nothing which could ever be interpreted as controversial or offensive or even enthusiastic, just a stream of empty platitudes, clichés and statistics, filling up airtime for no meaningful reason.

Couldn't have put it better! Bring back the pints and fags on the oche!

[Carnage]

The longstanding commentators are fine, but that Abby Davies or whatever her name is should be taken out and shot, ridiculously annoying.

I can't stand Van Gerwen either but I'd prefer him to win it again over that little prick any day.

[The Heretic]

Devon Townsend v Kerry King is on!!

[Bürggermeister]

The commentating has been dour, drab shite, no charisma to be found in any of the good looking, media-trained young presenters who have no actual interest in darts but think it'll be a good talking point on their CV later in their media careers. All sports are suffering from it. Easy on the eye and say nothing which could ever be interpreted as controversial or offensive or even enthusiastic, just a stream of empty platitudes, clichés and statistics, filling up airtime for no meaningful reason.

I forgot to mention the bleached teeth. Creepy, creepy looking shit altogether, but makes the cunts easy to spot.

[The Heretic]

Fuck it anyway

[Carnage]

That's the hair plugs paid for. New gaff for Wayne and Waynetta.

[Eoin McLove]

Devon Townsend v Kerry King is on!!

What's this?

[ldj]

Devon Townsend v Kerry King is on!!

What's this?

[Eoin McLove]

 

[Carnage]

More Wayne Rooney vs. Matt Lucas.

[The Heretic]

The commentating has been dour, drab shite, no charisma to be found in any of the good looking, media-trained young presenters who have no actual interest in darts but think it'll be a good talking point on their CV later in their media careers. All sports are suffering from it. Easy on the eye and say nothing which could ever be interpreted as controversial or offensive or even enthusiastic, just a stream of empty platitudes, clichés and statistics, filling up airtime for no meaningful reason.