Quote from: Yung Led Zeppelin on June 02, 2023, 04:24:06 PMI get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

Nah, still ten minutes over finishing time and it's not working. I'm opening the beer. Fuck this shite, just give me more money.

If only they'd just skip the formalities and just up the fuckin few quid to keep up in some way with their record profits

Drummers who wear ear-muffs onstage.

Oh, but I need to hear the click!

FOAD, false! Au natural or dess.

#4832 June 03, 2023, 03:38:17 PM Last Edit: June 03, 2023, 03:40:33 PM by Caomhaoin
Lads who put MONSTER ENERGY stickers on their cars. 21st century spoilers and noisy exhausts. They don't make you faster or make your motor better, they make you look ridiculous. D'ye remember those M séries body kits over a bog standard Beamer? Always made me laugh.

While I'm at it, lads with low end Audis or BMWs (I've even seen this on Golfs) who take the model name or number off so you can't tell for sure that it's only a 3 series or whatever. Eh, you can actually tell and nobody gives a fuck either way. Some boyz get notions I tell ye.

Further to that, the pretend dump valve on the cars that have nowhere near the level of pressure in the engine required to have such a thing for any reason other than the shit noise.

Gimp stuff

Anyone modding cars at all, really. Loud exhausts, body kits, flash alloys, unnecessary spoilers, etc. It's just pathetic, tiny knob stuff.

Lads that sit so low in the drivers seat so that all you can see is their head...fuck off..

I frequently see some bellend with a big "Fake Taxi" number plate mounted proudly on his dashboard.
Imagine that cunt rocking up to your house to take your daughter out. You'd fucking feed it to him.

Step-daughter reading the back of my t-shirt..
 "From Dream To Dream We Have Always Been
  Like An Everflowing System"
 :-\
Wearing jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes

Yeah I never wear the back print shirts like that anymore. Fear Factory one that said "Faceless In The Machine" on the back was the last.

It was her reading not my t-shirt that was the problem!
Wearing jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes

Proudly wearing my Reverend Bizarre tshirt with Blood on Satan's Claw all over the back of it. No mercy.

Quote from: Thorn on June 04, 2023, 09:27:19 AMStep-daughter reading the back of my t-shirt..
 "From Dream To Dream We Have Always Been
  Like An Everflowing System"
 :-\

"System"  :laugh:

Quote from: Thorn on June 04, 2023, 11:24:31 AMIt was her reading not my t-shirt that was the problem!

It's the back print as well

Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 04, 2023, 11:38:17 AMProudly wearing my Reverend Bizarre tshirt with Blood on Satan's Claw all over the back of it. No mercy.

Honestly, it's grand until your kids start reading it out to you

That's why I refuse to teach my son to read. No fucking way. Ignorance is bliss, little Mongo. Be happy in your cage!