Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

I get to open this beer once I finish writing my annual performance review

Nah, still ten minutes over finishing time and it's not working. I'm opening the beer. Fuck this shite, just give me more money.

If only they'd just skip the formalities and just up the fuckin few quid to keep up in some way with their record profits

[Eoin McLove]

Drummers who wear ear-muffs onstage.

Oh, but I need to hear the click!

FOAD, false! Au natural or dess.

[Caomhaoin]

Lads who put MONSTER ENERGY stickers on their cars. 21st century spoilers and noisy exhausts. They don't make you faster or make your motor better, they make you look ridiculous. D'ye remember those M séries body kits over a bog standard Beamer? Always made me laugh.

While I'm at it, lads with low end Audis or BMWs (I've even seen this on Golfs) who take the model name or number off so you can't tell for sure that it's only a 3 series or whatever. Eh, you can actually tell and nobody gives a fuck either way. Some boyz get notions I tell ye.

[astfgyl]

Further to that, the pretend dump valve on the cars that have nowhere near the level of pressure in the engine required to have such a thing for any reason other than the shit noise.

Gimp stuff

[Carnage]

Anyone modding cars at all, really. Loud exhausts, body kits, flash alloys, unnecessary spoilers, etc. It's just pathetic, tiny knob stuff.

[The Heretic]

Lads that sit so low in the drivers seat so that all you can see is their head...fuck off..

[mishima]

I frequently see some bellend with a big "Fake Taxi" number plate mounted proudly on his dashboard.
Imagine that cunt rocking up to your house to take your daughter out. You'd fucking feed it to him.

[Thorn]

Step-daughter reading the back of my t-shirt..
 "From Dream To Dream We Have Always Been
  Like An Everflowing System"
 

[astfgyl]

Yeah I never wear the back print shirts like that anymore. Fear Factory one that said "Faceless In The Machine" on the back was the last.

[Thorn]

It was her reading not my t-shirt that was the problem!

[Eoin McLove]

Proudly wearing my Reverend Bizarre tshirt with Blood on Satan's Claw all over the back of it. No mercy.

[Mower Liberation Front]

Step-daughter reading the back of my t-shirt..
 "From Dream To Dream We Have Always Been
  Like An Everflowing System"
 

"System" 

[astfgyl]

It was her reading not my t-shirt that was the problem!

It's the back print as well

[astfgyl]

Proudly wearing my Reverend Bizarre tshirt with Blood on Satan's Claw all over the back of it. No mercy.

Honestly, it's grand until your kids start reading it out to you

[Eoin McLove]

That's why I refuse to teach my son to read. No fucking way. Ignorance is bliss, little Mongo. Be happy in your cage!