Going to bed and struggling to keep my eyes open while reading. Falling asleep only to have to get up for a piss. Then being wide awake watching the time tick by  :(

This happens to me a lot, last night too. Reading in armchair, eyes not making it to the end of sentences, stand up, go to bed, mind goes *bing* and starts furiously defragging for the next hour or so.

Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 08, 2023, 11:14:28 AMI thought candle wax was code for having already cracked it off.

From experience that washes out pretty easy.

Quote from: open face surgery on June 08, 2023, 11:06:46 AMMaybe try and freeze it and crack it off.

Yeah, just threw it in the freezer there. Works for chewing gum so hopefully...

From memory, freezer to crack off the excess, then something involving an iron and kitchen roll to remove any remaining oil.

Rings a bell. I'll give it a go, cheers.

This Trump spastic back gearing up for another 4 years of insanity. There has to be a better option from the right. I reckon he's a shoe in.

His opponents' lackeys are throwing the kitchen sink at him to prevent him for running, and his supporters couldn't give a fuck. Gas.

I like DeSantis, a straightforward conservative who would surely be an acceptable choice for the majority who are sick of polis saluting the rainbow flag and all the other bullshit, but he lacks the charisma and the 'he's not a politician' allure of the big fella.

Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 14, 2023, 02:10:56 AMThis Trump spastic back gearing up for another 4 years of insanity. There has to be a better option from the right. I reckon he's a shoe in.

Wont be a shoe in. Like last time he dosent appeal to the floating voter of which there are millions of in america. So won't get in. The Republicans need a centre right candidate to have any chance. 

I wouldn't be so sure. I hope you are right but America is so fucking nutty they'll have the cunt running the place from a prison cell. Wouldn't surprise me at this point.

The young people.

Robbing bastards at the dfa for a passport renewal.

Being quoted 600 quid to rent a car for less than three days from Glasgow airport.

Fuck sake.

The brain damage caused by trying to fold women's clothing. I grab my shit off the clothes horse and fold it no bother. Then the young lad's stuff- no bother. Then I try folding my wife's fucking mental female clothing and want to punch a hole in the wall after thirty seconds. The shapes are all fucked up/irregular and the material is so light it's like trying to do origami with sheets of filo pastry. You have to hold your breath because if you accidentally breathe out, all of your frustrating work comes undone. Unreal. I'm almost at the point where I'll just leave her shit on the line for her to do herself.

The (eldest) dog had to be put down today. Broke my fucking heart. She was bad with cancer so it was the only course of action but jesus it was tough.