Shit Stage Moves

[The Heretic]

bit of craic perhaps I dunno....."professionals" with cringey as fuck stages moves

Perp 1 - Juan Croucier of RATT

https://youtu.be/0AAWerUeOVA?t=48

https://youtu.be/0AAWerUeOVA?t=291

[Anton Arcane]

Couldn't have this thread and not mention Janick Gers.

https://youtu.be/0yOuPD-dW-4

[Carnage]

Janick immediately came to mind when I saw the thread title. As he's been done, anyone doing this shit (this went spectacularly wrong):

https://youtu.be/3O72lItS4OA

[blessed1]

Does anyone remember that band who posted on metalireland where the front man was wearing a dickie bow and was doing the splits and stuff onstage. Think they were playing chuck Berry and sepultura covers. Absolute legend of a front man. Wish I could remember their name.

[Giggles]

Does anyone remember that band who posted on metalireland where the front man was wearing a dickie bow and was doing the splits and stuff onstage. Think they were playing chuck Berry and sepultura covers. Absolute legend of a front man. Wish I could remember their name.

Was that yer man with the fancy footwork? I think they had a really dodgy logo of something that resembled a moose/sasquatch, and I think their name might have been Morax!

[Giggles]

Attack Attack! doing their crabcore thing

https://youtu.be/7cWeksY690U?t=130

[blessed1]

Does anyone remember that band who posted on metalireland where the front man was wearing a dickie bow and was doing the splits and stuff onstage. Think they were playing chuck Berry and sepultura covers. Absolute legend of a front man. Wish I could remember their name.

Was that yer man with the fancy footwork? I think they had a really dodgy logo of something that resembled a moose/sasquatch, and I think their name might have been Morax!

Haha ya that's them.
I remember the logo 😂
Those videos of them seem to be gone from YouTube. Pity they didn't continue on, I thought they were great craic. Some moves on the frontman.

[Nazgûl]

I know it's kind of part of heavy metal to include some theatrics, but these synchronized stage moves are always absolutely toe curling when I see them nowadays.

[open face surgery]

I know it's kind of part of heavy metal to include some theatrics, but these synchronized stage moves are always absolutely toe curling when I see them nowadays.

Unless it's Priest or a direct influence a la Slayer 1983:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjBoQ0TERFg

[Nazgûl]

Ah yeah but... that's Priest though.

[ldj]

Does anyone remember that band who posted on metalireland where the front man was wearing a dickie bow and was doing the splits and stuff onstage. Think they were playing chuck Berry and sepultura covers. Absolute legend of a front man. Wish I could remember their name.

Was that yer man with the fancy footwork? I think they had a really dodgy logo of something that resembled a moose/sasquatch, and I think their name might have been Morax!

Morax ruled  .

[Anton Arcane]

Aaron Stainthorpe deserves a mention too. He looks like a lad that joined an improv drama class to impress a girl.  This being a prime example.

https://youtu.be/_n5gO0zpPvc

[Born of Fire]

Joey DeMaio ripping the strings off his bass is surely the winner in the handicapped stage antics stakes.

[The Heretic]

https://youtu.be/ndKkWUmhvWA?t=94

[Killchain]

Always thought the really camp guitarist lad in Tribulation was very annoying, but I think he's gone now so that's ok.