Simple Pleasures

[Paul keohane]

Filled a 1.5 tonne skip bag with household shite today,serious clear out!.11 years in this house and 2 kids later the amount of  utter garbage got out of control!.

I feel like a new man!

[Kurt Cocaine]

Filled a 1.5 tonne skip bag with household shite today,serious clear out!.11 years in this house and 2 kids later the amount of  utter garbage got out of control!.

I feel like a new man!

You are Philip Schofield and I claim my £5......

[101_North]

Was on a conference call earlier discussing why a project has ended up a complete mess. Had a US based colleague blame me for it and deny quite forcefully that she had tried to get work expedited in a panic, 3 days before it was due, because of her own piss poor planning. Naturally her manager jumped to her defense and I spent 15 minutes in silence listening to him rant at me for the project failure and defend her against any wrong doing. I then spent another 5 minutes in silence listening to my boss apologise on my behalf. All of it was worth it for the final 2 minutes of the call when I simply shared my screen and revealed the entire instant messaging conversion she had initiated - and that implicated her in no uncertain terms. Glorious 

[Juggz]

  Fucking sweet!

[blessed1]

im not sure if its been mentioned here or not but the sheer pleasure of taking a shit thats about to explode out your ass is unbelievable.
the smellier the better as well.

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

Was on a conference call earlier discussing why a project has ended up a complete mess. Had a US based colleague blame me for it and deny quite forcefully that she had tried to get work expedited in a panic, 3 days before it was due, because of her own piss poor planning. Naturally her manager jumped to her defense and I spent 15 minutes in silence listening to him rant at me for the project failure and defend her against any wrong doing. I then spent another 5 minutes in silence listening to my boss apologise on my behalf. All of it was worth it for the final 2 minutes of the call when I simply shared my screen and revealed the entire instant messaging conversion she had initiated - and that implicated her in no uncertain terms. Glorious 

I take your simple pleasure and substitue it as my own 

That is fucking GLORIOUS 

[Doctor Crippen]

im not sure if its been mentioned here or not but the sheer pleasure of taking a shit thats about to explode out your ass is unbelievable.
the smellier the better as well.

I applaud that, also farting in bed and it is horrendous just for the wife's reaction, good times

[Eoin McLove]

French toast, bacon, maple syrup and a cup of tea.  Imagine living in a world where maple syrup didn't exist. Hellish!

[Ducky]

As a diabetic it may as well not exist!

[Kurt Cocaine]

Going into Aldi to get the bananas my good lady requested yesterday evening and coming out with a ski jacket... 

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

Going into Aldi to get the bananas my good lady requested yesterday evening and coming out with a ski jacket... 

[Airneanach]

Brian Eno's Music For Airports on vinyl.

[livingabortion]

Some classic video games, some films from the 70's and 80's, (of which there's plenty on youtube) and a couple of can's that's me as happy as the proverbial pig in shite.

[Juggz]

A really good gig. The good feeling lasts for days afterwards.

[Caomhaoin]

Going from a wheezing, flabby embarrassment while our running a few months ago to gliding through the kilometres and enjoying the endorphins on the stroll home after a run. Savage.