Simple Pleasures

[open face surgery]

70 years is a nice round number. Would be also nice if the one remaining member of the '51 team got to see us win given the madness surrounding the whole thing.

[astfgyl]

Re: Mayo. Be grand to see them win it but in a way it'd be better if it happened after the last lad died so the legend of the curse would live on.

Simple pleasures: Cleaning out medicine drawer, find makings of 3 joints. Delight.

[StoutAndAle]

That sound as you pop the tightness out of your lower back. Just one loud pop. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

[Mower Liberation Front]

Responding to every question of "Who do you will win the big game?" from customers with "United, and hopefully Ronaldo will get a couple of goals." 

[Emphyrio]

A sure-fire way of annoying people on the day that's in it. Well played

[Caomhaoin]

Responding to every question of "Who do you will win the big game?" from customers with "United, and hopefully Ronaldo will get a couple of goals." 

Could be misconstrued as Tan carry on outside the big city

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Glass of wine with lunch that rapidly turns into, "Think I'll work from home this afternoon too!"

*glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug

[Eoin McLove]

I had a few beers this evening. I could easily have sat up drinking all night...

[Carnage]

I did ('til 5 anyway). Paying for it now.

Switched to Guinness during the lockdown, it's great and all that but the next day...

[Eoin McLove]

Dunno about that. I was on Carlsberg for the first time in years a couple of weeks ago and I was shitting razor blades for days after. Guinness makes your shites and farts a bit more dramatic the following day, but that's a plus I reckon. Better value for money.

[Carnage]

Not for me TBH. Shite #2 accomplished, and I hate all things scatological.

[astfgyl]

Shitting is one of the simplest of all pleasures.

Especially after a feed of cans

[astfgyl]

Paper airplanes. Made a couple for the young lads and they're going well instead of instantly nosediving

[Mower Liberation Front]

A plane that is only 1/3 full, giving you a full row to yourself...  And nobody in front to put their seat back either.

[Caomhaoin]

Seeing a smarmy thieving bastard get named and shamed. Very naughty Brendan.

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-ireland-rugby-star-brendan-mullin-accused-of-stealing-500000-from-bank-of-ireland-while-he-was-a-director-40873004.html