Church burning is back

[Wiseblood]

He's no more of a spastic than the original church burning retards. They were only doing it for popularity too.

[Alphonsus]

Presumably he would also attract just as stupid an audience of malcontents with such antics.

[Eoin McLove]

He's no more of a spastic than the original church burning retards. They were only doing it for popularity too.

Yep, but at least they had savage, timeless music to back it up. 

[Wiseblood]

He's no more of a spastic than the original church burning retards. They were only doing it for popularity too.

Yep, but at least they had savage, timeless music to back it up.

We'll disagree there so   

[Ducky]

Dare I say that what Varg and the boys did back in the day accomplished what they wanted.

This lad gets a shrug and branded a lame copycat.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

He's no more of a spastic than the original church burning retards. They were only doing it for popularity too.

He's the church-burning equivalent of a whispery acoustic guitar cover of De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.

[hellfire]

Lame, dynamite and Semtex or get the fuck out 

I thought Pat from Cannibal Corpse was pretty original. Turning military grade flamethrowers against his own house. This lad is so 90s.

[blessed1]

just on the topic of the original church burnings in norway, was there actually that many of them?
i never really followed any of that suff closely.

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

Ah come on lads, leave him alone. Hes out there tryin to life his best kvlt life
#positivevibesonly

[Airneanach]

You could trace a baphomet across his acne. That's kvlt enough.

[Cernunnos]

just on the topic of the original church burnings in norway, was there actually that many of them?
i never really followed any of that suff closely.

From Wikipedia:


The following is only a partial list of the church arsons:

1992

May 23: attempted burning of Storetveit Church in Bergen[73]
Jun 6: burning of Fantoft stave church in Bergen[73][74] – Varg Vikernes is strongly suspected as the culprit, but was not convicted.[73]
Aug 1: burning of Revheim Church in Stavanger[73]
Aug 21: burning of Holmenkollen Chapel in Oslo[73] – Varg Vikernes and Faust were convicted for this; Euronymous also participated, but was murdered in August 1993.[6][9][75]
Sep 1: burning of Ormøya Church in Oslo[73]
Sep 13: burning of Skjold Church in Vindafjord[73] – Varg Vikernes and Samoth were convicted for this.
Oct 3: burning of Hauketo Church in Oslo.[71]
Dec 24: burning of Åsane Church in Bergen[2] – Varg Vikernes and Jørn Inge Tunsberg were convicted for this.[2]
Dec 25: burning of a Methodist church in Sarpsborg[2] – a firefighter was killed while fighting this fire.[2]
1993

Feb 7: burning of Lundby New Church in Gothenburg, Sweden[76]
1994

Mar 13: burning of a church in Sund[77]
Mar 27: burning of Seegård Church in Snertingdal[77]
May 16: attempted burning of Gol stave church in Buskerud[77]
May 17: attempted burning of Åmodt Chapel in Buskerud[77]
Jun 4: burning of Frogn Church in Drøbak[77]
Jun 19: attempted burning of Heni Church in Gjerdrum[77]
Jul 7: burning of a church in Jeløy[77]
Jul 21: attempted burning of Odda's Church[77]
Aug 13: attempted burning of Loop Chapel in Meldal[77]
Dec 10: attempted burning of Åkra Church[77]
Dec 22: attempted burning of Askim Church[77]
Dec 26: attempted burning of Klemestrud Church[77]
1995

May 13: burning of Lord Church in Telemark[78]
May 25: burning of Såner Church in Vestby[78]
Jun 14: burning of Moe Church in Sandefjord[78]
Jul 21: attempted burning of a church college in Eidanger[78]
Sep 3: attempted burning of Vågsbygd church college in Oddernes[78]
Nov 3: burning of Innset Church in Rennebu[78]

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

Also .. back in the day a lad in my home town set fire to the plastic drain pipe on the local church. Whole thing melted (3 meter's of pipe) .. was the worst day the parish had seen in a long time... pure kvlt doe 

[Kurt Cocaine]

Also .. back in the day a lad in my home town set fire to the plastic drain pipe on the local church. Whole thing melted (3 meter's of pipe) .. was the worst day the parish had seen in a long time... pure kvlt doe 

He's going to be part ov the orderly queue forming at the gates ov Hell