Worst Artwork (NSFW)

[The Butcher]

Reinventing is shockingly bad on the artwork front

Surprised no one mentioned the cat one ->


And this....this is art (almost mistaken for FARTquake) ->

[Carnage]

The head on this lad

He looks like Lars Ulrich.

I'd have said Chuck Schuldiner.

[Anvil]

The head on this lad

I'd buy it if I saw it in a shop.   

[Giggles]

Surprised no one mentioned the cat one ->

That Pantera one is like a NES video game character.



This one is a bit sus. Upon closer inspection, it appears that the 4 lads behind the fence could only afford 2 pairs of gloves between them;

[astfgyl]

I'm surprised he doesn't have an axe instead of a sword

[Thorn]

Jaysus that Gatekrasher one  , imagine that in the racks of your local Golden Discs.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Since the NSFW warning is there...


 

[Thorn]

Need the t-shirt of that 

Whoa ,only just copped his evil serpentine penis is coming out of the back of her neck

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Ah, ya reckon? Yeah, I couldn't figure out why it was there. Now it... I was going to say "makes sense", but that would be going too far 

[Ollkiller]

This thread is fantastic.

[Thorn]

True, like why would it be all flaccid at the end?

I remember you saying you had the nightmare of opening this in front of your wee boy but what I'm wondering is why you bought it in the first place, I mean I imagine it's bog standard stuff?

[Trev]

[Thorn]

That is truly appalling.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

what I'm wondering is why you bought it in the first place

I didn't buy it!    I bought a Hexecutor and a Gatekeeper LP and the empty sleeve of this was stuck in the package as promotional material by the label. Maybe they sell demonic viagra too! 

[Thorn]

Ah. A stiffener. I see