Ridiculous and unintentionally hilarious music

[blessed1]

What is with the level of delusion going on with bands from the North?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Before I found the link I guessed it would be a band from up North

https://www.facebook.com/MachinaKore/posts/571436241633889

I feel like I just read a band statement and a synopsis of ten years of a soap opera in one go.

[Eoin McLove]

Stand by for the slew of new accounts 

[The Butcher]

Something along these lines

[Bürggermeister]

The way they've listed everyone's nicknames is kvlt as fuck. That and the tattoo.

Jaysus.

[Despondent_Soul2]

What is with the level of delusion going on with bands from the North?

Absolutely HUGE egos and absolutely fuck all talent about sums it up - all very black metal really.

Par for the course that nonsense when realising the 'stable' they are from - Sinnocence etc🤣

[open face surgery]

Insane. A poet and soon to be DJ. Is there anything she can't do? Make me check out this band, would be all I can think of.

[Carnage]

Insane. A poet and soon to be DJ. Is there anything she can't do?

Take the pill, from the sounds of it.

I clicked on that link, looking for the 'new single about to drop' bit, wasn't disappointed.

As for bands from the north, the stoner/doom end of things is healthy enough. Can't bate a bit of Slomatics or Elder Druid.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Insane. A poet and soon to be DJ. Is there anything she can't do? Make me check out this band, would be all I can think of.

 

[Pagan Saviour]

Sorry lads, forgot to link got called away here but glad to see it's been figured out.

The nickname thing reminded me of a similar crowd from Dublin on the go about ten years back or so who's name now escapes me.

But a press release for a manager - Jesus. I looked up the band, not my type of thing it isn't the worst for what it is but that time spent on elaborate press releases would best spent refining the music. 

[Pagan Saviour]

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100090126213947


They've a fanzine??? Ever wonder what Seanys favourite track on Metallica's Load was? Now you can find out.

[Carnage]

No no, it's their official fanzine. As opposed to the hundreds of fan-fanzines out there.

Oh and I checked them out. I'll save ye the trouble, they're awful. Modern Machine Head knock-off.

[open face surgery]

Ex Machina fuckin Kore!!!!

[Eoin McLove]

Man that fanzine page... fucking hell. Does anyone have a link to the music?

[Carnage]

https://machinakore.bandcamp.com/music