Shameless & Shit Merch

[Wiseblood]

They're back in! https://puckhcky.com/collections/testament

Does the Testament one come with an extra wide neck so Big Chief Chuck can get his fat head in one?

[Juggz]

Sizes up to 4XL 

[Cernunnos]

https://shop.season-of-mist.com/abbath-outstrider-digibox-digital


well at least you get a sponge with the makeup  "supracolor cream make-up in a handy round packaging with 2 colors (by Kryolan, used by ABBATH themseves!) + sponge" 

[Hambeast]

I'm no expert on makeup, but that design looks like you'd end up blurring the black and white together?

The patch is funny too. Reminds me of Moses from South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBHrTvW90Y

[Cernunnos]

 

[Juggz]

No merch but, still, take a bow Vinnie Vincent. This is as shameless as it can be for a has-been who has already cancelled two "comebacks" at late notice.

Vinnie Vincent fans take note: the former KISS guitarist has announced that he will perform on June 7th in Nashville, TN at Speedballjam, which takes place at the S.I.R. Soundstage. Only 60 VIP tickets are available for the event, each one at a cost of $300.00 US

The VIP tickets grant entry to the show, a meet & greet with Vincent on June 8th (1:00pm - 4:00pm) at the S.I.R. Soundstage. One item will be autographed, but getting guitars, part sor other musical intruments autographed will cost an extra $500.00 US.

[Eoin McLove]

 

The really fucking tragic thing is that the only retards who could afford this bullshit should be old enough to have more sense. 

[Juggz]

Scott Ian will write out old lyrics for you for only $95

https://scottianstore.bigcartel.com/product/rare-scott-ian-lyrics

"rare" 

[Slaughterday]

Shameless cunt. What is it about 80s thrash and depressing money grabbing shite?

[Carnage]

Kirk Windstein is at the same thing. Somehow I doubt he's getting $95 for Crowbar lyrics.

[Eoin McLove]

I'd pay $95 for hand written Six Feet Under lyrics just to see if Barnes would write them in crayon. I think they'd look well attached to the fridge door with a magnet.

[Cryptic Stench]

On the subject of Vinny, have a listen to that. Not too far off a vortex type affair except Vinny can shred. Woejus production and out of time drums recorded in someone's kitchen float in and out of proceedings. Genius.?

[Trev]

Vinnie Vincent will re-release his 2002 instrumental album in a limited edition of 1,000 CDs.

The former KISS guitarist's official web site is accepting pre-orders for this "historic" re-release of "Speedball Jamm", priced at $250.00 apiece. Each CD will come with a limited-edition autographed 8x10 photo and a "BIG" guitar pick. The discs are expected to ship in February 2020.

"Speedball Jamm" — previously issued under the title "Archives Volume 1" — has been described as "a single 70-minute track of blistering guitarmageddon." According to Rarebird's Rock And Roll Nest, the song "is divided into ten not-very-distinct parts. It's a subterranean-sounding recording of Vinnie jamming endlessly on a lead guitar at high speed, sometimes solo, sometimes with the accompaniment of bass and drums."

[Juggz]

  He's fucking nuts.

[Weltenfeind]

Behold! Mortician whatever you can think of..
https://primitiverecordings.com/