Pet Peeves

[Giggles]

Flies. I fucking hate them. I'd hate them a lot less if they didn't have wings. But they do, so fuck them.

[Emphyrio]

Got eaten alive by midges last weekend. They're the biggest cunts.

[Caomhaoin]

The moths are plaguing the gaff since it started getting hot, the cat has caught and eaten three that I know about it, so fair play. It's a pity he has the worst personality of any feline on planet earth and I'm stuck with the fucker until he dies.

I've been tempted to accelerate that process on more than one occasion.

[ochoill]

The moths are plaguing the gaff since it started getting hot, the cat has caught and eaten three that I know about it, so fair play. It's a pity he has the worst personality of any feline on planet earth and I'm stuck with the fucker until he dies.

I've been tempted to accelerate that process on more than one occasion.

We used to get hit with moths badly in a few flats before,  I used to direct the cat to them to train her to kill them but she was only half into it, eventually she realised that instead of hunting them herself she could scream at me until I picked her up and used her like a sort of handheld cat cannon / violent hoover, chasing down moths at heights with her and she'd swipe them out of the air when we got close.  She doesn't do it as much since we got the second cat, the newer one is much quicker on her feet and dispatches anything that comes into the house in seconds.

[101_North]

This is beyond a peeve but a neighbour had a woman in her garden asking to use the toilet. She'd parked the car outside. Neighbour said no and told the woman there was a petrol station across the road and to go there if  desperate! She then asked if she could use the bush! She was told to fuck off but proceeded to pull down her knickers and shite in my neighbours drive before driving off! Bizarrely what annoys me most is another neighbour who's reaction was 'maybe the poor woman had some kind of irritable bowel disease'! Like that fucking excuses it!  🤬🤬🤬😳😳😳

[Eoin McLove]

Oh fuck 
Time to keep a flame thrower handy. Next time some gowl drops her shorts in your garden you'd light her up to fuck!

[Thorn]

 Should have stuck that in the Local Filth thread

[Eoin McLove]

 

[Blackout]

Irritable gowl syndrome more like...

[Eoin McLove]

 :

[Ollkiller]

When ya gotta go, you gotta go.

[astfgyl]

The moths are plaguing the gaff since it started getting hot, the cat has caught and eaten three that I know about it, so fair play. It's a pity he has the worst personality of any feline on planet earth and I'm stuck with the fucker until he dies.

I've been tempted to accelerate that process on more than one occasion.

We used to get hit with moths badly in a few flats before,  I used to direct the cat to them to train her to kill them but she was only half into it, eventually she realised that instead of hunting them herself she could scream at me until I picked her up and used her like a sort of handheld cat cannon / violent hoover, chasing down moths at heights with her and she'd swipe them out of the air when we got close.  She doesn't do it as much since we got the second cat, the newer one is much quicker on her feet and dispatches anything that comes into the house in seconds.

I was living in a place that was infested with mice and the work that Pinky put in to keep them at bay was nothing short of astounding. He has earned his place in the pantheon of fantastic cats even though he does fuck all about the moth situation.

That's my peeve then, he does nothing about the moths.

Should have stuck that in the Local Filth thread

[Nixer]

Morning everyone ❤️

Did I miss anything in the last 24 hours?

Did they put you in heavy metal jail?

Yeah man, I was gulaged. Did workout the whole time, so feeling good.

I thought that there were no bans in the newfoundland.

I can attest that there is bud.

We need to be careful that tyranny doesn't prevail like it did on the old forum.

Let's not forgot about the Dictator who went mad with power before nuking the most precious resource that the Irish metal community had.

[StoutAndAle]

Got eaten alive by midges last weekend. They're the biggest cunts.

Buy a can of Smidge from Amazon or your preferred camping retailer. I have tried and tested it around the world. Works wonders.

https://store.adventure.ie/smidge.html

[Carnage]

Left ear still blocked. Fucking annoying at this stage.