Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

I live in a town known as the home of good driving. It has it all and the infrastructure to facilitate every cunting thing possible on the roads.

[Blackout]

Came down the stairs and tripped over a picture that fell last night. Faceplanted myself and now I look like I've been smacked.  going to be tough explaining that one at work.

[Mower Liberation Front]

Broadcasters who apologise just because someone may have heard someone swear in the background at a live sporting event.

[Blackout]

Knackers walking around like gangsters with huge steroid pitbulls off the lead. A gust of wind would blow the little scrotes over.

[Eoin McLove]

Getting the house cleared of all our stuff,  getting the cleaners in to deep clean the place so it's ready for tenants to move in and then what happens? I get pneumonia! Lying in a hospital bed with the likelihood of being here until at least Friday and our flights to Oz are on Saturday. Never a dull moment 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Shit, that really sucks man. Get well soon and do everything the doctor orders; don't want to be on a 24 hour flight with fever 

[Caomhaoin]

Getting the house cleared of all our stuff,  getting the cleaners in to deep clean the place so it's ready for tenants to move in and then what happens? I get pneumonia! Lying in a hospital bed with the likelihood of being here until at least Friday and our flights to Oz are on Saturday. Never a dull moment 

Make sure you get a stiff prescription!

You going there permanently? I have an Irish buddy here being dragged off to Melbourne by an Aussie Mrs as well, not sure how keen he really is though :/

[Kurt Cocaine]

Jaysus lad, perfect timing... 
Get well soon though....

[Eoin McLove]

Cheers dudes. I'll be sticking rigidly to any proffessional advice, of course. You can't take risks with your health,  and certainly at this more *advanced* point in my existence!

We are moving over with open minds so we'll take it as it comes, I suppose. It will be long term, but how long is long- that remains to be seen.

[Blackout]

The pneumonia saved you from Australians.

#glasshalffull

[Caomhaoin]

The brother is buying a house so I'm sending him, or trying to send him, a few bob. I've had to jump through quite a few hoops and fill out way too many forms just to avoid being taxed by the Spanish Hacienda mafia. 10% stamp duty on my gaff and now 17% on a 10k gift unless I sign a form stating that I'm loaning, not giving him the money.

How these cunts keep a straight face is beyond me.

[91/30]

Getting the house cleared of all our stuff,  getting the cleaners in to deep clean the place so it's ready for tenants to move in and then what happens? I get pneumonia! Lying in a hospital bed with the likelihood of being here until at least Friday and our flights to Oz are on Saturday. Never a dull moment 

Its officially 'winter' here in Australia , which means the days are beautiful with cool temps at night ; my favorite time of the year.
Good idea to come here this time of year so you'll have a chance to gradually acclimatise to the nuclear inferno of summer.
What city are you moving to?

[Caomhaoin]

Imagine the wife picks this shite up while drifting around the supermarket and having to explain this propaganda to your 7 year old?

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/04/16/kelloggs-glaad-lgbt-theme-cereal-together-with-pride/

[Ducky]

"Colours are fun, aren't they?" is easier to explain than "Daddy's an intolerant bigot and a conservative shitehead", so maybe start with that?

[Caomhaoin]

Wow, conservative shithead, charming :)Low energy boy comes back in triumph after being run off the board by the jackboots.

I'll give Chris this, he's good for a spar.

You, well, you're just you sweetie.