Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

He's an idiot, luckily for him it sells.

[StoutAndAle]

That took no time for me to check. Google gene Hackman and his profile comes up saying he was born in 1930. That makes things easy to work out.

French connection is shown below, never seen it but its a big film and it came out in 1971. Hackman would have been 41. superman came out late 70s so he would have still been in his 40s.

Has someone messaged the guy to tell him he's an utter spastic?

He's an idiot, luckily for him it sells.

This is what I mean. He had utter conviction saying it as well. It happens in everyday life too and it drives me nuts.

There was a lad that I work with buying a new TV a while back.

He asked me if it could connect to his Sky Go app so he could watch Sky upstairs.

I said "I don't know. I don't know much about TVs".

A young fella in the office chips in "Smart TV is it? You'll have no bother there."

"For sure?"

"100% Definite. All smart TVs do it."

Yer man goes out to Harvey Norman to get the TV where he is promptly told that it won't do the Sky Go thing he wants it for. None of them will. Comes back and says it to the young lad.

"Really? I mean I honestly assumed it would like".

Opinion as fact? Stop. Clattertime.

[Kunt 4 Life]

Everybody should have pointed at him, laughed and shouted 'virgin boy' at him.

[StoutAndAle]

Everybody should have pointed at him, laughed and shouted 'virgin boy' at him.

His nickname is Swiper.

MURDER for the Tinder pre-COVID`19. Lives at home with his folks - a parade of dates in and out of the house.

His old man works with us too. Someone young wan arrived up at the gaff one day a few years back and started screaming the place down because your man, the young buck, ghosted her.

His oul lad who is a very kind soul came out and yer wan broke down in tears about how she was mad about his son and so on and so forth.

"Sure look he might come round" says his da.

"I suppose. He'll be mad after I kicked the wing mirrors off of his car outside though".

"The Volvo"

"Yeah"

"That's my car".

[Kunt 4 Life]

 

[Emphyrio]

Ah jaysus haha

[Kunt 4 Life]

Hard Rock and heavy metal. What's the difference? If you actually care or write a pretentious wanky article about it ... you're a twat

https://bravewords.com/news/heavy-metal-vs-hard-rock-what-is-the-difference

[Eoin McLove]

The word bonkers. Cuntish.

[Carnage]

I'll see that and raise you the word 'snog'.

[Kunt 4 Life]

Around Ballymena when I was growing up it was called facing. As in "I faced that wee doll the other night".
Absolutely loaved that word and was the only person round the mena who used the word snog.

[Eoin McLove]

Nah, snog is the pits.

[Kunt 4 Life]

But imagine  "face" been said in a Spidey Ballymena accent....

[Eoin McLove]

True. It suggests vicious attack as opposed to the pleasures of the flesh.

[Doctor Crippen]

Zoom meetings at least one or two a day now, im losing the will not to just unmute and roar, fanny, just to make them interesting

[Kunt 4 Life]

Then act like nothing happened..?

Excellent could be amusing, until somebody from HR thinks your struggling mentally and gets you sectioned.