Thats what you want in a president alright.

He's harmless.....and therein lies the problem....




He's well on his way with £4......  :laugh:

Not a peeve as such, but.....

Just had a colleague ask me my opinion on a couple of phones he wants to get for Christmas.
One is €500 and the other is €200....
The expensive one is for his 12 year old lad and the €200 one is for himself.....
I had to laugh. When did parenting go so wrong?  :laugh:

Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on December 11, 2020, 08:24:55 AM
Not a peeve as such, but.....

Just had a colleague ask me my opinion on a couple of phones he wants to get for Christmas.
One is €500 and the other is €200....
The expensive one is for his 12 year old lad and the €200 one is for himself.....
I had to laugh. When did parenting go so wrong?  :laugh:

I rang my sister a few weeks ago to ask her what I should get my nephew for Christmas. She had no clue - he's the only grandchild/nephew so everyone is getting him stuff - to be fair the kid would be happy with anything or nothing.

I decided on a new pair of football boots for him.

I said to her - "What are you getting him?"

"An iPhone" she says

"Jesus Christ, an iPhone? He's only 9! Isn't that a bit young?"

"He's 12."

"Yeah, that's what I meant. He's only 12!"


Bate and switch comments. Usually they start with "I love" such and such then "but heres why he/she/it is a pile of shit".  I also ignore sentences that start with "to be fair" or "to play devil's advocate". No mate you're not playing devil's advocate you're being  what I like to call a Cuntrarian.


God I need to get laid.

I was watching Attenborough at 90 and it really boiled my piss. So we are supposed to be celebrating this privileged, wealthy, straight, white, old man and for what? Having the rare opportunity to criss cross the globe being paid incredibly well to culturally appropriate the wild life culture of minority and often oppressed peoples while mansplaining everything from ecology to climate change to the rest of us from his ivory tower. I found it disgusting.

And his contribution to global warming with all his swanning around! Shocking.

(And it's a sad world where I initially read your post and could fully imagine someone coming out with it in a genuine manner.)


I'm deadly fuckin serious!


Totally agree with McLove on this one.
I could never suffer the fucker and people fawning over him is enough to make me vomit.
He is neither a biologist nor a naturalist, he is a prick with a voice/accent upper-class enough not to offend the pom sensibilities of the Brit cunts that fund and watch the BBC.
Also, I don't give a fuck what his opinions on climate change are, the arrogant cunt.