Pet Peeves

[91/30]

  just include 'Working with Sean' in the JSA / SWMS. Hazard - Falling weird prick. Likelihood - who fucking knows. 

[Bürggermeister]

Applying for jobs which demand "excellent written and verbal communication skills" but having to dumb-down your CV because the AI system processing your application, and deciding whether you actually get to engage with another human, needs keywords and high-level bullet-pointed text because it can't accurately process excellent communication skills.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Pub jacks where there's no movement sensor inside the cubicle.

#postingfromtheshitter
#postinginthedark

[Bürggermeister]

Ahhhh for the old days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siO6dkqidc4

[Barnacle Billy]

Pub jacks where there's no movement sensor inside the cubicle.

#postingfromtheshitter
#postinginthedark

It's 2026, surely there's a light function on the bloody phone you're using to whine about this major problem you've just encountered?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

#beingreadbymookswhotakeobvioushumourliterally

[Barnacle Billy]

Don't be scared of the dark...

[Eoin McLove]

If you ingest very tiny particles of toxic waste on a daily basis, your shite glows in the dark. A night light shite.

[Pentagrimes]

Pub jacks where there's no movement sensor inside the cubicle.

#postingfromtheshitter
#postinginthedark

I dont need a movement  sensor, but If I'm using a pub shitter what I do need is a toilet seat

[Barnacle Billy]

Pub jacks where there's no movement sensor inside the cubicle.

#postingfromtheshitter
#postinginthedark

I dont need a movement  sensor, but If I'm using a pub shitter what I do need is a toilet seat

Preferably with no shoe/boot prints on it.

[Carnage]

I can think of little more disgusting than sitting on a pub seat. Hover and drop lads, hover and drop.

[Maggot Colony]

I get a train at 6.30am and the stink of weed off some cunts would make you sick. I smoked hash briquettes when I was younger and that was rank enough but the smell of weed is fucking foul.

[Barnacle Billy]

Metal af complaining about medicine 

[Maggot Colony]

I'm complaining about smelly scrotes, Nixer.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

If only he was Nixer!