Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

To an oul' lad on a site: "Did you ever ride a quare?" "No, but I rode a lad that did."

[Pat Twisted Wrath]

Cyclists frantically waving you to go around them on a country road approaching a blind corner.  You might have a death wish, buddy, but I certainly don't.

[Giggles]

Cunty space invading flies. I'll take climate collapse over these flying fuckers any day

[Emphyrio]

Cunty space invading flies. I'll take climate collapse over these flying fuckers any day

Are you really talking about flies, or cyclists?

[Carnage]

I was just walking out the driveway to tackle the weeds when the thunder and rain started, couldn't have timed it worse. All the warm and dry weather we had an' all.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

There was a researcher here from Galway a few days ago talking about how nice the weather had been in Ireland and how it was nice of Bordeaux to make him feel at home by lashing 

[Carnage]

   Crowded house spring to mind.

As does the old Galway saying about the weather: if you can't see the Clare mountains, it's raining; if you can see the Clare mountains, it's about to rain.

[Ollkiller]

  Crowded house spring to mind.

As does the old Galway saying about the weather: if you can't see the Clare mountains, it's raining; if you can see the Clare mountains, it's about to rain.

Lived in galway city for a year. Never stopped fucking raining.

[Carnage]

Feels like it alright but when the sun does come out... [chef's kiss]

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Haha, been a long aul time since I heard that Clare Mountains one!

[Carnage]

We had an infestation of wssps today. Got in around a pipe that wasn't properly sealed when we had the bathroom redone about 20 years ago, then in the gap between radiator pipes and tiles/floorboards. Pain in the hole, went out and sealed it on the outside, then just left windows open for them to get out, seems to be sorted now.

Mamas, don't let your sons grow up to hire cowboys.

[Ducky]

Well that's my skin crawling then, thanks 

[Carnage]

Fucking raging I was. Still a few buzzing around the pipe outside, and another that won't leave the bathroom window, which I've since closed. I hope the queen didn't get in and stay in, fucked if that's the case.

[Ducky]

Wasps are simply nature's knackers. Make a load of noise on sunny days and wear stripey tracksuits and everything.

[Carnage]

I hate the cunts. I won't kill them if I can avoid it, as they eat other pests but yeah, stripey cunts they are. My first day in secondary school was marked by a wasp going up my trouser leg and stinging me three times. On the thigh thank fuck, it could have been much worse.