Pet Peeves

[Ducky]

Australia seems like a law unto itself. One of my oldest and best mates lives in the north. He was home recently and was showing off pictures of all the snakes he's had to evict from his fusebox. Was also saying how one of his neighbours was driving down the road with some fuck off snake held out the window in one hand in order to distance it from his home. Righto, then.

Same fella sent me a magazine when he was first in Geelong doing his PhD - Bacon Busters. Not sure if it's a local or national publication, but I'll never forget the "Babes'n'Boars" section where a hottie sends a picture of herself with her latest hoggy slay.

Bless you, Australia.

[91/30]

Australia seems like a law unto itself. One of my oldest and best mates lives in the north. He was home recently and was showing off pictures of all the snakes he's had to evict from his fusebox. Was also saying how one of his neighbours was driving down the road with some fuck off snake held out the window in one hand in order to distance it from his home. Righto, then.

Same fella sent me a magazine when he was first in Geelong doing his PhD - Bacon Busters. Not sure if it's a local or national publication, but I'll never forget the "Babes'n'Boars" section where a hottie sends a picture of herself with her latest hoggy slay.

Bless you, Australia.

There's not just one pig Hunter magazine either, most rural people in northern NSW and Qld would have a hand at it. Myself and the wife's cousin one time went hunting on trail bikes with .375 S&W and a m44 carbine in 7.62 x 54R.  Gun the bike to catch up to the pigs near the water hole then start firing while still driving or dismount and shoulder the rifle.
I worked with a fella who came to work on the Monday on crutches, he'd been pig hunting [whilst on Speed] in sugar cane fields at night time with pig dogs and a huntingknife. The dogs are trained to hold the pigs by the ears and yer man runs in with the knife.  Anyway one of them ran in to his leg while been chased and smashed his knee, he was crutches for ages - not easy to work as a welder on 1 leg. Should add he was a pentecostal fundamentalist as well!

[StoutAndAle]

Miserly, tight, skinflinty cunts who have no reason to be.

One of the directors at the place I work is a miserable prick to the point that if the local Marks & Spencer doesn't have 30% off stickers on the sandwiches then he'll forego lunch. 

The same lad is absolutely fucking loaded - family money plus the fact that we are a successful company. The house he lives in is the size of a small hotel.

This morning, the manager of the local Centra in the shopping precinct dropped off a hamper at reception for one of the young lads who buys his breakfast, lunch and (probably) dinner from their hot counter every single day of the year.

So much so that his nickname is "Chicken Roll".

The hamper was nothing much - all junk - Pringles, Coke, Snickers, and a few vouchers for the hot counter. The lad was delighted though when he saw the photo from reception.

The director came out of one of the meeting rooms with a customer of ours who we're doing a job for, spotted the hamper and said "Oh, Donal - take this with you on your way too" to the customer who had already been handed a nice bottle of whiskey for Christmas by our account manager on his way in.

Our receptionist said "You can't have that. That's for Chicken Roll from the Centra crew."

"Nonsense. Donal take that away, your kids will enjoy that."

[Eoin McLove]

  Lord, what a cunt. Unbelievable. Let's set up Gofundme for the boul Chicken Roll and see if we can get him €500,000!

[Carnage]

Chicken roll can have him for theft if he wants. Straight to HR either way.

[The Heretic]

Home insurance costs this year, what the fucking fuck?

[StoutAndAle]

Workplace incompetence. Or rather - continual unforced errors of the same nature.

[Giggles]

That thieving director cunt needs a few slaps.

[StoutAndAle]

Two great things have come out of the Chicken Roll incident.

1. The receptionist who let the hamper slip away rang the Centra and asked if they'd make up one for her to buy - she felt awful. She explained what had happened and the shop manager dropped in another hamper - gratis. He's had a few run ins with the tight-fisted fucker over the years apparently - i.e. not paying our milk bill on time because "the milk is too expensive, other places are cheaper".

2. Chicken Roll complained to one of the other directors and had the skinflint hauled in. The miser came down to the toolroom (my domain) not long after and started needling CR about his complaint. Trying to belittle him with comments like "A hamper that big a deal in your world, is it? Why not buy a hamper if it's so important to you"

One of the senior boys made a move to say something because he wasn't having it. Then I heard young Chicken Roll fire back - "I couldn't afford a hamper on the shitty wages that you pay, yeh scanty prick yeh!" 

Both of them are up in HR now. 

[The Heretic]

That director cunt should be hauled over the coals 

[Yung Led Zeppelin]

Go on Chicken Roll 

[Sworntothecans]

That thieving director cunt needs a few slaps.

And his car keyed.

[The Great Cull]

And now we'll all be checking back in to hear how this panned out with HR. 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I don't even need to know the details: any story has a protagonist called Chicken Roll, I'm on his side.

[The Great Cull]

Can we have a proper villian name for the director for balance?