Pet Peeves

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Got the kids an outdoor swing/slide/playhouse yoke a few years ago, supposedly takes two people no more than four hours to assemble. Finally got the cunting thing together after about three days.

Didn't help that the instructions included were for a slightly different model so spent ages tearing through all the boxes looking for two types of planks  that weren't even part of it. Should've just paid the extra 100 quid for assembly

I thought you were going to say you should have paid the extra 100 quid to get your tubes tied.

  

[Hellyeah]

  

[Trev]

  appointment booked straight after!!

[astfgyl]

   nicely done

[leatherface]

Not being able to drink like I used to.

Spent yesterday after Christmas eve drinking in a  miserable, fear riddled condition.

[Eoin McLove]

Alarm set for 5 am. Wide awake at 11.25 pm with no sense that sleep is anywhere near 

[Carnage]

When that happens to me I watch videos of wood turning on Youtube, knocks me right out.

[The Great Cull]

The increasing number of stupid cunts I see driving around with their hoods up and a hat on under the hood. Is this some kind of cool/gangster look or are there just tonnes of retards that can't figure out the climate controls in their cars?

[The Heretic]

It's the same element of the clowns that sit low in their seats where you just see the head above the door, usually short arses..

[open face surgery]

Got presents of The Best Catholics in the World by Derek Scally and The History of Heavy Metal by Andrew O'Neill. Anyone read either?

[astfgyl]

Sick as a shit the last few days so got into work this morning and someone says I should take a covid test, so naturally at the suggestion I abandoned my principled stance on the whole thing at the prospect of an extra long weekend. Nearly took my eye out from the inside so I did, so eager was I to get the right result. Well lo and behold the fuckin thing was negative only the fuckin control line on it, and i made sure to give it plenty of time. Well I did what was right and got a red pen to draw in the other line and showed it to the stand-in boss, who immediately spotted my ruse and I had to pretend it was just a joke and go back about my business - still sick as a shit.

[Eoin McLove]

 

[Carnage]

The continuity woman on telly pronouncing Quatermass as "quartermass", a small thing but bloody annoying.

[astfgyl]

Like Kris Kindle

Edit: even though it's technically correct

[Mower Liberation Front]

Packing suitcases.