Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

I have a job where I get to be the cunt frying lads with stupid questions and I suggest to them what things they might say so they won't fall foul off being asked twice.

Yer man is obviously a jobsworth piece of shit

[Carnage]

They're all daycent enough in our local office, the depot out the road too. I know a lot of them anyway from work, which is handy as if there are any tricks of the trade I can get away with, they'll let me know. I could send loads of stuff through work too, he had a business account and didn't give a shite as long as I didn't abuse it. Doubly handy as it was all registered and trackable.

[nukeabuse]

Littering.

Especially apparent on the road verges around here. We've a beautiful little country but it's populated by filthy fuckin animals with no regard for anything.

Seen someone rip up a scratch card into many little bits and just chuck it out their car window like Confetti the other day. Still thinking about it days later. Why not just leave it whole at least

[91/30]

Feckin Australians leaving the tea bags out in a bowl or open topped jar.
Completely ruined when not kept in an airtight container.  For a crowd of half Brits you'd think they'd know what a mug of tea is supposed to taste like

[StoutAndAle]

My local post office...

I am a patient man but by fuckin christ that was a test if I ever met one.  What fuckin business is it of his what I am doing with myself? 

Write "Personal Pleasure Device/Moisturiser" on the packing slip. That'll shut down any conversation cold.

Might be embarrassing for the recipient however.

[ochoill]

My local post office...

I am a patient man but by fuckin christ that was a test if I ever met one.  What fuckin business is it of his what I am doing with myself? 

Write "Personal Pleasure Device/Moisturiser" on the packing slip. That'll shut down any conversation cold.

Might be embarrassing for the recipient however.

  yeah that should do the trick.  I wonder what the tariff is for sex toys...

[Giggles]

When people don't know how to walk away at the end of a conversation, and they stand there staring at you with a weird look in their eyes

[Eoin McLove]

My local post office...

I am a patient man but by fuckin christ that was a test if I ever met one.  What fuckin business is it of his what I am doing with myself? 

Write "Personal Pleasure Device/Moisturiser" on the packing slip. That'll shut down any conversation cold.

Might be embarrassing for the recipient however.

  yeah that should do the trick.  I wonder what the tariff is for sex toys...

They'd fuck you in the ass I'm sure.

[Carnage]

Nine year old nephew caught his little finger in a door at school, took the tip clean off, bone exposed, bad juju. Waiting for a theatre place now for the plastic surgeon to try to reattach. Poor little fecker, he was in agony, it was heartbreaking. Through it all his biggest worry was would he be able to play his Xbox again. The innocence of it.

[Eoin McLove]

Jaysus... not good. But my friend's son decapitated a finger when he was 4 years old or so. He had just jumped out of the bath and my mate went to dry him off and he scarpered, acting the maggot. He ran into his bedroom and slammed the door using his shoulder, so he had his full body weight behind him and he caught the top of his finger cutting the thing clean off. My mate threw the finger tip in a bag of ice and sped the kid to the hospital and they reattached it. The kid had stitched going through his nail... it was a bizarre and disgusting image that will stay with me for life! The young lad is twelve now and the finger is fine, it just looks a bit odd compared to the others.

[Carnage]

Yeah, they reckoned it'd be 50/50 whether it took but either way, it'll heal better if they reattach. If it doesn't take, the end of his finger should heal over the wound better than if they just try to stitch it up. Shite to happen to him at that age, but he has a better chance of healing and/or adapting if it doesn't last.

[astfgyl]

I went to school with a bird whose brother cut her eye out with a scissors.

[Eoin McLove]

Jesus. I've heard of sibling rivalry but she must have been a real pain in the hole.

[astfgyl]

Yeah, probably deserved it tbf.

Was working in a place last year or maybe the year before and a kid got their fingers caught at the top of the travelator and it stripped the skin off.

[nukeabuse]

Glad my generation doesn't have to deal with mincers on a day to day basis, p sure my da and most have his relatives are missing the tip of at least one finger due to the meat grinder