Pet Peeves

[Caomhaoin]

I dislike the Chinese long fingernail on the baby finger. Makes you wonder what the cunts are up to.

My cat is currently vomiting on the floor. It's not like he had 15 pints last night either. The cleaner has been and gone, the Mrs is away so muggins here has to clear it away. Fuck sake.

[Carnage]

(One a related note) I am a prophet. Last night I dreamt that one of the dogs had puked on my bed, when I got up this morning one if them had puked in their bed.

[Caomhaoin]

Carnage mustn't have work in the morning

People going on about 'American wheeze' being the best 16 Horsepower song because of that performance in Holland he gave. Fuck off. First two albums are so good but that version of his kicking out his booties? Nah

[Carnage]

Carnage mustn't have work in the morning

You're not wrong, but I was only 3 pints deep at that stage. 🤔

[ochoill]

One of the neighbours caught someone else throwing their rubbish into my bins.  He fucked them out of it for me, then told me when he saw me next (I missed them by about 30 minutes) but this explains why for the past few months my bins have been unusually full - I even said it to my wife lately it looked like someone had gone through one but she laughed at me about it.  Anyway the peeve here is now I have to chain and padlock my fuckin bins closed.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Or, since it's already October, you could jerry rig a horrific jack in the box into your bins instead!

[Carnage]

I think it's classed as burglary if someone interferes with your bins, call the cops. Fuck them.

[Bürggermeister]

Take the cunt to the small claims court for the extra you've been paying.

[ochoill]

Or, since it's already October, you could jerry rig a horrific jack in the box into your bins instead!

It's already full of shitty nappies, I could work a lovely spring in underneath those lol

I think it's classed as burglary if someone interferes with your bins, call the cops. Fuck them.

I never knew that, but my wife pointed out it proves they have no bin, if we spot them again her idea was to let them try then follow them to their gaff (they must live nearby) and grass them to the council when we have their house no. - it's a legal requirement to have a rubbish collection/wheelie bin if you live in the city.

Take the cunt to the small claims court for the extra you've been paying.

Flat rate bins, for better or worse. €24 quid a month for them but they don't hunt me for it or ever charge me for over (or discount for under).

What's worse is I'd be relatively amicable about this kind of thing if someone asked me, like if one of my neighbours was stuck and couldn't afford it but wanted to stick a bag in the odd week I'd likely agree to help them out, but this has me fairly peeved.  The lad who caught them said they just shrugged their shoulders at him and strolled off no bother.  Would love to see their faces when they see the padlock next time.

[astfgyl]

Fruit flies. Fucking cunts

[Necro Red]

Fruit flies. Fucking cunts

you'd imagine they wouldn't give a fuck and find somebody else's bins to fill ha ha.

[Eoin McLove]

Almost every part of my body is falling into some kind of decrepitude lately. I reek of deep heat 

[ochoill]

Managed to get Covid again, amazing.  Not as bad as last time mind but still.

[Eoin McLove]

I've yet to succumb. I'm waiting for it to go for it to go fully out of fashion before bringing it back, like I did with polio and the plague some years back.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Still pissed off I missed out on the limited edition run of Across Deaths with the live samples of polio and the plague