Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

I have to trim the eyebrows regularly enough these days. It's awful. Now the other day my wife starts pointing out that I have ear hair to go with it. Lovely.

[Carnage]

Same, and we won't even start on the nostril hair situation.

Getting old is shite.

[101_North]

Barber spends more time on my eye brows and ears than my thinning head 

[Eoin McLove]

Wait till he starts waxing and buffing it.

[Caomhaoin]

My eyebrows are gone mad over the last few years too. I'm non stop plucking the nose hairs but it's like the Chinese army in the Korean War, I'm overwhelmed by sheer weight of numbers.

Going grey rather than bald, which I'm grateful for.

Touching 40 now, and the effort and consistency in the gym required to keep the beef off and the muscle on is huge.

[Lurker]

I've been blowtorching the fuck out of my ears for a long time now both inside and out.Still not brave enough to try it with the nose yet in case it's one long Warren of hair leading to the frontal lobes

[ochoill]

Fuck sake lads I am grey and bald with a cunt of a beerbelly and I am only in my mid 30s

[Lurker]

Keep soaking up these prime years of yours ochoill.The unkindness of decades knows no bounds

[Caomhaoin]

Fuck sake lads I am grey and bald with a cunt of a beerbelly and I am only in my mid 30s

I put on a huge amount of weight in my mid 30's, I went from 87 to 105 kilos from 35-37. Started running (first run was 1.5ks and dry heaving). Within four months I'd got it down to 80kg and ran a half marathon. No booze permitted, and run 4 times a week. Handy enough if you're motivated.

You can sort out the hair if you have a few grand to spare.

[astfgyl]

Now Ochoill out on the run with you hopping and skipping like Renton at the start of Trainspotting

[Caomhaoin]

My wife is very sweet, but when I was at my fattest at the end of the lockdown, she told me quite firmly that I was a fat slob and I had to lose weight.

Im never ever going to stop eating so a few runs a week and a bit of five-a-side plus gym and I'm walking around the public swimming pool like I'm cock of the walk.

Dépends on height of course, I'm 6'3. My shorter brother got into similar slovenly behaviour and looked even worse.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I have the appearance of being in better shape than my three brothers-in-law, which is terrible as an objective standard as regards health, but does me grand at the swimming pool when we're down in herself's place in Spain 

[Caomhaoin]

Except for the 'jooo are too white for deees pooool aye que asco de guiri'.

I was in a place near Benidorm full of swedes, Norwegians and Dutch. Poor cratúrs, they have it even worse than us!

[Trev]

I put on a huge amount of weight in my mid 30's, I went from 87 to 105 kilos from 35-37. Started running (first run was 1.5ks and dry heaving). Within four months I'd got it down to 80kg and ran a half marathon. No booze permitted, and run 4 times a week. Handy enough if you're motivated.

You can sort out the hair if you have a few grand to spare.

Sounds like me, 37 now and piled on the weight over the last few years. Started going for a cycle most days now, because being fat in this heat is absolute torture

[101_North]

Why can my wife never just get to the point? Anything she's unhappy about starts with a pointless and time wasting question! You know the fucking answer so just get to the irritated and nagging bit 🤬

"Is this the selloptape from my wrapping box sitting out?"

You know it is sweetheart. This is simply wasting time and energy.

"Did you leave it there?"

Christ. We both know I left it there! Just get to the lecturing bit for fuck sake.

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