Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

Yep,  it's annoying coming home to election campaign flyers that don't seem to qualify as junk mail,  thus slipping under the radar.  I feel like delivering them back to the cunts with a note attached,  'NO JUNK MAIL'!

[Ducky]

Yeah the election wankers really are the worst.

I seen one doing the rounds in my neighbourhood as I was walking in home with a hape of groceries. Fucker bangs on the door about twenty seconds after I get in. Whatever says I, better things to be doing, but the fucker continues to bang on the door.

I end up going out and saying can you not take a hint, fucker says they say me walk in so knew I was there. I says then you also saw me with three bags of groceries that I have to put away, now you'll excuse me I have to go shite and no I won't vote for your gomy head.

[livingabortion]

They dump their shit flyers etc. plugging themselves and then you have to pay to get rid of it.

[Eoin McLove]

Second morning this week I've been driving onto a roundabout on my way to work and some dozy Samaritan in front of me decides to stop on the roundabout to allow a car in from the left hand lane almost causing a pileup behind them.  Unfuckingbelievable.

[John Kimble]

Impatient auld ones...making my way towards ticket machine in shopping center today to pay for parking, this auld one walking parallel to me decides she's going to get there first and quickens her pace. Fair enough, mildly annoying but whatever. Cuts across me, stands in front of the machine then proceeds to fumble around in her pocket for an eternity looking for the ticket. Eventually locates it, then repeat process again for another interminable period while she searches for the exact fucking change. Miserable auld cunt.

[livingabortion]

Metal Ireland was good for news but you could get banned for fuck all.  Snowflakery before Snowflaking. Some of the Moderators had no fucking sense of humour.

[Eoin McLove]

More a case of unfunny retards endlessly derailing threads to draw attention to their own boring irrelevant egos, in my opinion.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Metal Ireland was good for news but you could get banned for fuck all.  Snowflakery before Snowflaking. Some of the Moderators had no fucking sense of humour.

Topical.

[Kunt 4 Life]

What is this metal Ireland which you speak for it is dead to me

[The Heretic]

Metal Ireland was good for news but you could get banned for fuck all.  Snowflakery before Snowflaking. Some of the Moderators had no fucking sense of humour.

right on..and fuck the dinosuars for dying and stuff..

[Cryptic Stench]

Impatient auld ones...making my way towards ticket machine in shopping center today to pay for parking, this auld one walking parallel to me decides she's going to get there first and quickens her pace. Fair enough, mildly annoying but whatever. Cuts across me, stands in front of the machine then proceeds to fumble around in her pocket for an eternity looking for the ticket. Eventually locates it, then repeat process again for another interminable period while she searches for the exact fucking change. Miserable auld cunt.


Sounds like a massive inconvenience. Hope you're ok mate.

[John Kimble]

Yeah I'm grand, thanks. It's a thread about Pet Peeves by the way, you do grasp the basic idea don't you? Not a massive inconvenience by any stretch of the imagination but no more or less than bitching about not posting stage times because you've had a tough week. Retard.

[Cryptic Stench]

Yes Kimble I'm the retard.

[Eoin McLove]

Finally.  We've all been saying it for quite a while now.

[Cryptic Stench]

Top banter Mclove!