Pet Peeves

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

 

[Eoin McLove]

There's an ad on telly for a cake baking competition TV show that's soon to begin over here. Its name- Choccywoccydoodah!

[open face surgery]

You'll def watch it though.

[Carnage]

There's an ad on telly for a cake baking competition TV show that's soon to begin over here. Its name- Choccywoccydoodah!

Of course it is. This the country that calls tracksuits tracky-dackies after all.

[Eoin McLove]

You'll def watch it though.

Without a doubtywoutydoodah.

[open face surgery]

 

[Blackout]

Is anyone else filled with murderous rage when that IRA ham ad? I wouldn't bat an eyelid if they were all run over by a combine harvester.

[Kurt Cocaine]

IRA ham? I'm intrigued....

[Giggles]

Sacrificing a morning to call my insurance company to sort some shit out, and the cunts won't answer the phone 

[StoutAndAle]

There's an ad on telly for a cake baking competition TV show that's soon to begin over here. Its name- Choccywoccydoodah!

That's been on UK TV (and here) for about a decade. My nieces used to watch it - it's named for a shop in London or somewhere where all the action takes place. Horrid shite.

Leads me into my pet peeve - why must every TV company flog a dead horse with these reality shows? OK - the British Bake Off was mildly entertaining in its infancy - gentle viewing that everyone could watch. Same with MasterChef and some of the DIY ones.

But, fuck me, now there's nothing but variants and terrible clones of these things just spilling out like raw sewage into the living room (misappropriated Stewart Lee ref.) at all times of the day. Next up on E4:

American $1,000,000 Baking Progamme
Motor Bike Building with Bobby Elvis
Random Celebrity Buys A Holiday Home
Stickle Brick Subjugator
Two Lads Who Knew Kevin Smith Work In A Game Stop
MasterChef - The Transsexuals

[Blackout]

MasterChef - The Transsexuals   

I hope Gordon Ramsay is one of the judges on this one just to hear him mistakenly say, "big boy".

[Eoin McLove]

Looks like Melbourne is going back into lockdown for a week as of this evening.  Tie me kangaroo down, kuntz! Fed up to fuck off this lockdown fuckery.

[Blackout]

You moved at the right time Eoin.

[Eoin McLove]

Unreal. I've been in Melbourne for a month,  half of which has been lockdown and now week 5 so be the same. Cuntish.

[Kunt 4 Life]

And only 15% of the population fully vaxed from what I hear? What are those Aussies at?