Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

Time to grow a beard for summer.  :

I'm the idiot who does just that, or shaves his head in the depths of winter. Timing is everything.

[Kurt Cocaine]

It's easy to see why feck all swallows have bothered their hole leaving Africa yet... 

[StoutAndAle]

I'm the idiot who does just that, or shaves his head in the depths of winter. Timing is everything.

Shaved my head completely bald last week having not done so in over a decade. It's the only "style" that I can do myself.

Next day - barbers announce that they're to re-open.

[Carnage]

Ah but there's no better feeling than a freshly shaven head. Shmoove.

Which reminds me, I charged the trimmer, I can tidy up the beard today.

[astfgyl]

Shaved my head with the Mach 3 once and cleverly splashed hugo boss all over it before heading out to the pub. My head was fucking glowing.

[son of the Morrigan]

Some rotten bastard is after stealing my bike.
Cycled over the road to check on a few sheep, left the bike at the gate as I have done 10,000 times before, its the middle of nowhere, hardly any traffic passes apart from locals, when I came back the bike was gone.
The curse of ten different types of diarrhoea on the cunt that stole it.

[astfgyl]

Some rotten bastard is after stealing my bike.
Cycled over the road to check on a few sheep, left the bike at the gate as I have done 10,000 times before, its the middle of nowhere, hardly any traffic passes apart from locals, when I came back the bike was gone.
The curse of ten different types of diarrhoea on the cunt that stole it.

The miserable cunt whoever it was. Had the same happen me lately from my backyard. It turned up a week later thrown in one of the estates with the tyres slashed. Grand ending but pain in the hole. They must know me to have slashed it

[Doctor Crippen]

Some rotten bastard is after stealing my bike.
Cycled over the road to check on a few sheep, left the bike at the gate as I have done 10,000 times before, its the middle of nowhere, hardly any traffic passes apart from locals, when I came back the bike was gone.
The curse of ten different types of diarrhoea on the cunt that stole it.

Someone taking the piss?

[Blackout]

I'll take 20 yokes please Natasha

[Blackout]

People looking for meetings at 4pm on a fucking Friday

[Ollkiller]

People looking for meetings at 4pm on a fucking Friday

Ah the live to work cunts. Fuck that.

[Blackout]

People looking for meetings at 4pm on a fucking Friday

Ah the live to work cunts. Fuck that.

My boss is a cunt for it. Just because you want to avoid your wife and kids for as long as possible doesn't mean you get to interfere with my going home time.

[Doctor Crippen]

People looking for meetings at 4pm on a fucking Friday

Ah the live to work cunts. Fuck that.

My boss is a cunt for it. Just because you want to avoid your wife and kids for as long as possible doesn't mean you get to interfere with my going home time.

Ye have to be a shitebag to be calling a meeting like that. Meetings generally end for me with more work, hate them

[ldj]

Dublin City Centre has somehow managed to become an even bigger shithole.

Made the mistake of going for a walk in Stephens green, on the way out the atmosphere was just aids,drunk scumbags everywhere, so I tried to make my way out as quick as possible.

Ended up having some little scrote shouting abuse at me for having long hair as I was on my way to my bus stop, as a natural reaction I told him to fuck off then had 7 or 8 of his mates turn around and start talking shit as I was walking by, I was turning onto a quieter road so I thought I was going to get a kicking, I got off lucky, lesson learned.

[Blackout]

Them fuckers feed off fear lad. Most are quick to cower when you stick up for yourself