Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0202/1194547-gardai-respond-to-swiss-police-dance-challenge/

Do these c#nts have nothing better to be doing?

Gardaí across Ireland answered the call to give the public we serve a lift in these challenging times.

Yeah, serve with fines you glorified traffic wardens.

Yeah that video didn't fill me with delight as was its intention. In fairness I never meet them during the current restrictions but still fuck that video

[Blackout]

Multiple stabbings and muggings going on in Dublin yet you only ever hear of checkpoints and dancing. They're a fucking joke of a policing force.

[Pedrito]

David McSavage summing up what we were all thinking 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CK4c_cnHorq/?igshid=1jvhdptk106yr

[Kunt 4 Life]

Not being able to find the remote control on the sofa

[Eoin McLove]

My son loves nothing more than flinging the remotes and our phones onto the floor or hiding them behind the sofa. It brings him so much joy. I can't say it brings the same levels of delight to me or the wife 

[Carnage]

Speaking of TV remotes: no aspect ratio button on mine. Annoying.

[Pedrito]

Quick question. I think it might have been McLove posted a youtube vid of Irish meditation. Piss take obviously. Anyone have the link?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Tis Ray of WOTH infamy:

https://youtu.be/PhHW17OUbkY

[Pedrito]

Best thing on youtube

[Eoin McLove]

No, this is the best thing on youtube.  Also by Ray...

https://youtu.be/y8THCQk52ho

[Eoin McLove]

Pillow Talk,  Pillow Talk...

A cunt of an ad made all the worse by the fact that I can't get the stupid jingle out of my head 

[Emphyrio]

Flip flops and white socks. Saw a fella go into Centra with said awful footwear. Where could you be coming from or going to that this is appropriate. Unless they installed a sauna out the back or something.

[Slaughterday]

My brother used to work in UL and he said lads would regularly turn up to lectures in flip flops and white socks. Usually young rugby heads. Unbelievably cuntish.

[Eoin McLove]

It's a form of social dominance. It throws people so much that they simply can't believe the audacity of the faux pas and it scrambles their brains. They aren't sure if they are dealing with a simpleton or a renegade and, with the fear of causing offence to a retard, they defer to the white socked legend. Women lose all self control and will shamelessly throw themselves at his feet.

If you follow these daring fashion heroes through their career you'll find the same pattern again and again. These are the same characters who end up with comb overs which, as we know, is the ultimate act of defiance and surly the mark of a misanthropic sociopath. Nobody has worked out the proper etiquette to deal with the comb over- do we mention it; do we pretend we don't notice it; where do we look; can we make direct eye contact with it etc- and again,  inadvertently defer power to the social outlaw. It's an area I've been deeply interested in for a long time and the respect I have developed for these people can't be overstated.

[Emphyrio]

You have the air of a bit of a loose cannon to be fair.