Simple Pleasures

[Carnage]

Pot of coffee, lemon curd muffin, Neurofen for the hangover. Sweet.

[Kurt Cocaine]

It's just starting to get bright as I'm going to work in the mornings now so I don't bother with the full beam lights on the yoke.
It's amazing how many dipshits give you the full beams because they don't see you dipping your lights when they dip theirs.
Well I be's primed and have my hand on the lever ready to give them the fulls when they start acting de ballix.....
Cunts!

[Kurt Cocaine]

It's just starting to get bright as I'm going to work in the mornings now so I don't bother with the full beam lights on the yoke.
It's amazing how many dipshits give you the full beams because they don't see you dipping your lights when they dip theirs.
Well I be's primed and have my hand on the lever ready to give them the fulls when they start acting de ballix.....
Dipshits! 

[Kurt Cocaine]

Just found out earlier that an odious fake cunt of a colleague is leaving the company with immediate effect.
Meet this cretin 5 or 10 times a day and it's like he hasn't seen you in 30 years each time.
Loud overbearing prat..... Adiós.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Living in a house, rather than a flat/apartment, for the first time in almost 12 years. Just a nice feeling about it. And, related, having a gas rather than electric hob. I just find them so much more enjoyable to cook on; instant heat, the blue glow, clicking up the pilot spark, dunno, there's just something about them that I dig.

[Emphyrio]

I hope you share the burden of cooking 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Nah, I enjoy those aspects of a gas hob in exclusively aesthetic and abstract ways, while I pace around the kitchen spouting feminist soundbites in the hopes that mi mujer will give me and my needle-dick some of the female attention we are so desperately lacking. That's what I've learnt about myself on here this week anyway   

[Emphyrio]

Hectic week alright!

[Kurt Cocaine]

An ice cold bottle of Stella in the midday sun.

[Doctor Crippen]

An ice cold bottle of Stella in the midday sun.

Top notch 👍

[Carnage]

A cheese and pickle sandwich with a cupán tae and a brownie after. Bliss.

[Doctor Crippen]

Beers after preparing the garden for planting, delicious

[Eoin McLove]

Those sweet Saturday night beers, well earned, after a week's work 

[Born of Fire]

Had been planning on taking today off but ended up having to do a 12 hour shift. Feet up now with a lovely Guinness in hand while herself is doing the cooking 

[Blackout]

Mad Egg burgers are incredible.