Theories of the conspiratorial kind

[astfgyl]

A=440hz standard tuning

[astfgyl]

Looks like Alex Jones is in a bit of hot water. Must be a conspiracy against him to make him commit perjury.

[Caomhaoin]

I saw Owen Shroyer looking extremely shook giving his testimony and being called out by a judge for bullshitting and not keeping his mouth shut about the case.

Pity, he's an excellent thorn in the side of woke psychopaths.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

High level moronics alright:
https://twitter.com/cathyrusson/status/1552805371282014209

[Caomhaoin]

He was very sheepish indeed. Considering his ultra brash, confrontational style of making his point when he's 'on air', it is jarring.

I lap this lad up, but he's not as clever as he thinks, clearly.

[astfgyl]

Funnily enough, I've no idea who he is but he got roasted nonetheless

[astfgyl]

For some reason Alex Jones' texts have now been turned over to the January 6th committee. I haven't followed the story much but if it involves Trump in any way I'm sure the patriots will be livid. Might head over to gab and check a few of the Q accounts. It's usually something along the lines of "Nothing can stop what is coming" etc etc but it's almost always hilarious

[astfgyl]

Anne Heche

[Bürggermeister]

She's the head of The Elite?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

There's a conspiracy going around that the crew member shot by Alec Baldwin was working on a project about child abuse or human trafficking or something. Same conspiracy narrative says Anne Heche was too. And there was a video claiming to show Heche sitting up out of a body bag. Usual stuff.

[astfgyl]

She's definitely sitting up in that video. Other than that I dunno I haven't dug in at all I'm waiting for someone else to come up with the theories

[Bürggermeister]

Body bag? Are you talking about her on the stretcher when she was taken out of the car? She wasn't dead at the time, clearly, and I believe it's standard practice to cover burn victims with a wet sheet or something to that effect, as part of the first response. This was covered in the news reports on the day. She later died of a massive brain injury caused by a lack of oxygen. Think about it. She had been breathing hot smoke and shite for possibly 30 minutes. Her lungs would have filled up with all kinds of crap and ceased being any use after a few hours. When you burn your skin, what happens? Your body produces a blister. Your lungs aren't any different.

Read about Niki Lauda's accident at the Nordschleife or even watch the movie Rush, it goes into some detail about how the lungs react, over time, to inhaling noxious smoke in fires. It's really not uncommon for people to be pulled alive and alert from fires but die afterwards because their lungs suffer damage and can no longer get oxygen into the victim. No mystery here. Definitely no conspiracy.

Next!

[astfgyl]

Yeah I'm just pointing out that there will be theories not that I'm buying any of them or know what they are. Sure as you said it's news video and of course they'd be covered if they're burned. I'll leave other lads to make the stuff up and then maybe read them. Sounds like a bad death she got anyway

Ok so far we have "it's a man in a wig on the stretcher, she was killed to harvest her organs, she was killed because her new film is about to expose the illuminati, ellen degeneres has something to do with it" and the clintons got a mention or 2 as well. No Q yet but give it a day or 2. Definitely no good ones coming out of it anyway. She might turn up in Tartaria. RIP. Next....

[Bürggermeister]

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220823-what-makes-up-a-planes-contrails

[astfgyl]

You're aware that article won't change a single person's mind about what they think they're looking at every day?