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[OpenSores]

Should've put shades on em' all, eyes are not the artists strong point in fairness 

[Mooncat]

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you

[open face surgery]

One eye look at you, the other one gone for a bag of chips.

[The Heretic]

Local fella here once bumped into a crossed eyed fella coming out of the local pub, crossed eyed fella roars look where you're fuckin goin, local fella goes retorts "you go where you're fuckin lookin"..true story..perhaps

[Anvil]

My boss in a job years ago described the cross eyed caretaker as the only man in the building who could watch a tennis match without moving his head. 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

   that's a good one alright

[Bürggermeister]

One eye looking at the bus driver, the other eye looking for a seat.

[Carnage]

Ooof!

[Pagan Saviour]