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Guitarists and bassists always fuck their plecs into the audience. Drummers fuck their sticks into the audience. So why doesn't the singer pick up his mic stand and fuck that in too? Double standard.

Because they're aware of the lawsuits that followed whenever Axl did it?

That was the joke.

Yes. Total whoosh moment. Sorry.

Guitarists and bassists always fuck their plecs into the audience. Drummers fuck their sticks into the audience. So why doesn't the singer pick up his mic stand and fuck that in too? Double standard.

Because they're aware of the lawsuits that followed whenever Axl did it?

Poch is turning more and more into Russell Crowe.

Scoliosis, the children's hospital farce, SNA's, Harris and Martin don't actually give two fucks about kids, except when they can weaponise them to go after their critics.

At those prices I'd expect a near full size Battle of Kursk on the stage, not just their usual tank.

Genuine concern- Marching Season is nearly upon us. If this riot runs on too long there might be nothing left to burn 

They'll just send raiding parties across the border to steal all the pallets.

Why not just rename this thread The Punforgiven?

I used to hate FIFA launch. Also hated the dickheads who'd buy only one or two games a year (usually FIFA and CoD) who'd throw a strop because we're giving them literal cents for their old FIFA. So we did a wee trick one year...

We took all the secondhand copies we had for the previous year's FIFA, piled made a neat pile (well, tower) of 360 and PS4 versions, then when anyone got pissy about why we were offering peanuts for the old one, we'd point to the stack of them and say "this is how many copies of it we already have and can't sell and we don't want more.

Fucking hate EA and their sports games. Every year they basically release the same game as the previous year, just with new rosters and designed to get morons pay for their Ultimate Team shit.
Yet the dickheads at Sensible have somehow still not managed to bring out a version of Sensi that was good as the original SWOS.

Cunts in Lidl, who, when their groceries come to €110, dump a bag of coins on the counter and say "Take it out of that". 10s and 20cent coins. Then when the checkout guy wearily says "That's only €77", the husband opens his wallet and takes out a €50 note.
Women behind me says to him, "You should have given their change back in those coins."

Fucking cunts.

Nothing shameless or shit there!

I know. I suppose we need a "Cool and not-shit merch" thread at some point.

Saw this last week, I thought it was cool.

I gave it a good spin again the other day while out & about, it holds up well I think. I wouldn't find any filler on it, even the lesser mentioned tracks like Losfer Words, Back In The Village, Flash Of The Blade etc. are class to my ears. Rime Of The Ancient Mariner is still massive, the best of their 'epic' songs by a long way.

Back in the Village is one of the best songs they've ever done.

But Somewhere in Time is my favourite.

Useless Everton bastards.

West Ham fan?

Nope. Just wanted Spurs to go down. Admittedly, any other season I'd have been delighted to see West Ham go down.

Useless Everton bastards.

NASCAR'S Kyle Busch at 41.

RIP. 41 is no age. I was just watching him being interviewed last weekend, an absolute icon!

And after he won the truck race on Saturday, when asked about the win, he said "Because you never know when the last one is, you know?"
Crazy.