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It's gotta be Seventh Son!

also calling FOTD the weakest is an insane statement?!

Not really. It's heavily bloated. If you take out the amazing title track what sort of album do you have left?

I'm also going to add that Fear of the Dark album is the weakest.

Number of the beast.


Clichéd choice I know

Would people who call themselves non binary find that joke funny or offensive?

Who gives an absolute fuck!?!

True, but if it offends then that makes it better

Would people who call themselves non binary find that joke funny or offensive?

Did you shag her or what?

Like the running man perhaps?

How would a firing squad be more efficient than gassing, injection or a good old fashioned hanging? I take it they're having problems getting the drugs from Europe (or the rest of the world).

Wouldn't 600 percent reduction mean they'd be giving you money?

fucking hate airport trave4l, love going on holiday of course but the whole bollocks of getting there is a pain int he hole, espically getting the timing right.
You dont want to arrive far too early as theres usually fuck all to do and everythings over priced, but at the same time you dont want to be dashing and trying to get through secruity in time.
Also find in Belfast international if someone calls in sick the whole place grinds to a halt and it makes headlines on the local news about the chaos.

Ahhhh, it seems we were wrong. He was actually a doctor not Jesus. Don't we feel silly now.

Trump attacks 'weak on crime' Pope Leo, posts AI image of himself as Jesus Christ

https://jrnl.ie/7011095

A not untypical start to the week in Trumpland.

Fucking Hell, doesnt the republican voting cohort have a large Catholic following? Wouldnt that go down like a tonne of bricks?
 

Blocking the Strait now?

Couldn't resist, here is the next opener for iron maidens next album

Verse 1
Sirens wail in the dead of night,
Misfits march under neon light,
Badges shining, but they don't obey,
Chaos rising in blue and grey.

Guns misfire and the captain screams,
Nothing here is as it seems,
From the streets to the academy halls,
Anarchy echoes through the walls.

Verse 2
Engines roar but they lose control,
Laughter burns through every role,
Rules are broken, lines erased,
Justice runs in a frantic chase.

From prank to riot, the madness grows,
Who's the hero? No one knows,
Yet in the storm, they stand somehow,
The worst of the worst... defending now!

Chorus
Ride out! Ride out! The sirens cry tonight!
Lawless legion, but they still fight!
Wild hearts in uniform they stand—
Police Academy, out of command!

How about an iron maiden song based on Bambi or Police Academy?