I went full Onslow last summer. It is the only way to live.

I've only got one metal vest- Mystifier 'Goetia'. I need to get a few more for next summer.

I've got the standard issue middle-aged hairy shoulders so I look like an aging rocker style Tony Soprano in a vest. We can all do without that.

I am currently wearing a Slayer Show No Mercy vest.  Have a few Maiden ones as well that show off my hairy shoulders.  Great for this weather around the house and garden but I wouldn't wear one to the shops.