Guys help I'm in London

[DJ Sniffles]

Guys I'm in London i planned this trip completely last minute I'm staying by Hyde park do you guys have any recommendations I literally have nothing planned just winging it I'm staying till Tuesday please send recommendations especially for food and pubs thanks :]

   

[Kunt 4 Life]

Go on the London eye and one of the duck tours where there's a bus that transforms into a boat into the Thames.
Of course, you'll have to take a mortgage out to pay for anything but what did you expect in London

[Bürggermeister]

Find the Cromwell statue and lament, to an ignorant and dispassionate local, about what beautiful Ireland could have been.

[The Butcher]

Cap off the day by challenging a Buckingham Palace guard to a blinking contest.

[Bürggermeister]

Alternatively, head to the Scott statue and knowingly tell one in three that Scott would have lived had he chosen Crean over Evans. Only a fool would entrust his fate to a Welshman in that climate. Sure, he'd have lost his feet to that awful frostbite upon their return, but Crean would have got him to One Ton Depot and those desperately needed supplies. Stump-life is still life, after all.

[Kunt 4 Life]

Alternatively, head to the Scott statue and knowingly tell one in three that Scott would have lived had he chosen Crean over Evans. Only a fool would entrust his fate to a Welshman in that climate. Sure, he'd have lost his feet to that awful frostbite upon their return, but Crean would have got him to One Ton Depot and those desperately needed supplies. Stump-life is still life, after all.

That sounds like school stuff. Cut that shit out.

On topic, get on the tube and see some things. Go see Buckingham palace and the houses of parliament and shit like that. Or go on one of those bus hop on hop off things.

[jpm4]

The Imperial War museum is great if you're into that kind of thing.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Lived in London a year and it never crossed my mind to visit Buckingham Palace 

British Museum, V&A, Tate...the permanent exhibitions in all these places are free. Camden for a wander round, pints, etc. Get a gig in if you can. Check out the classic rock bars; Crobar, Intrepid Fox (if these places still exist  )

[DJ Sniffles]

The Imperial War museum is great if you're into that kind of thing.

Just finished it this evening great museum :]

[DJ Sniffles]

Big Ben my bollox it's smaller than the Dublin spire 🤏

[DJ Sniffles]

Go on the London eye and one of the duck tours where there's a bus that transforms into a boat into the Thames.
Of course, you'll have to take a mortgage out to pay for anything but what did you expect in London

Their Guinness is expensive and tastes very bad🤢

[Don Gately]

What about dialling some sex numbers in the phone boxes

[The Wretch]

Big Ben my bollox it's smaller than the Dublin spire 🤏

    

[Pagan Saviour]

Maybe but there's less scrotage around there!

[DJ Sniffles]

What about dialling some sex numbers in the phone boxes

I tried they don't work :[