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Started by DJ Sniffles, February 10, 2024, 09:32:15 PM

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February 10, 2024, 09:32:15 PM
Guys I want to play a ouija board with my housemates do ye have any good ouija board stories or other ghost stories please tell me :]

 :sniffles:  :abbath:
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#1 February 10, 2024, 10:03:55 PM
Ah jaysus lad

Right I'll go so...

A few mates were playing the board years ago and one of the cunts was moving the glass and it ended up with one lad going up to the local priest looking for an exorcism while everyone else cried laughing. Bear in mind this was about 30 years ago when the place was Catholic
#2 February 10, 2024, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: astfgyl on February 10, 2024, 10:03:55 PMAh jaysus lad

Right I'll go so...

A few mates were playing the board years ago and one of the cunts was moving the glass and it ended up with one lad going up to the local priest looking for an exorcism while everyone else cried laughing. Bear in mind this was about 30 years ago when the place was Catholic


lol I can imagine it was even scarier back than. Where did ye get the board from? :]
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#3 February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PM
Don't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.
#4 February 10, 2024, 11:53:39 PM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PMDon't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.

where do you recommend getting one? how much should you spend? :0
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#5 February 11, 2024, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 10, 2024, 11:34:20 PMDon't get a cheap Chinese board. The spirits hate that shit. They will fuck you up. Also, make sure the glass is clean. A dirty glass is a mark of disrespect and the last fucken thing you need is the ghost of Jimmy Magee going spare in your kitchen, trust me.

Can't believe that cunt was on to you as well after it. Must be his thing these days he had me haunted so he did and I only watched a film about the ouija board. Well I did try make one as well but I got nothing off it but maybe that's why he's haunting me
#6 February 11, 2024, 07:18:02 AM
We just wanted to settle a bet about the  Junior B hurling and the cunt wouldn't leave.
#7 February 11, 2024, 08:24:29 AM
Quote from: Bürggermeister on February 11, 2024, 07:18:02 AMWe just wanted to settle a bet about the  Junior B hurling and the cunt wouldn't leave.

Just because you're too cheap to pay George Hamilton the hundred euro fee he charges for a Magee exorcism call-out. Fucker makes even more money from that side job than he does from RTE.
#8 February 11, 2024, 08:26:08 AM
Hamilton is not a reliable statistician and you know it. He's the fucking poor man's Peter Collins these days.
#9 February 11, 2024, 08:28:11 AM
Wtf lad a oujai board come on, Cluedo is the only job
#10 February 11, 2024, 09:11:37 AM
A dartboard is where its at nowadays..
#11 February 11, 2024, 10:05:42 AM
Or a nice game of charades.
#12 February 11, 2024, 12:14:23 PM
Morrissey liked a go on the oule Ouija
board.
#13 February 11, 2024, 02:13:39 PM
#14 February 11, 2024, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: mickO))) on February 11, 2024, 02:13:39 PMEarache have a lovely Morbid Angel Ouija board up for pre-order

https://earache.com/products/morbid-angel-covenant-spirit-board-pre-order?_pos=1&_sid=614c98482&_ss=r


I'm guessing there will be a small print disclaimer stating that this is just a toy and that no responsibility will a borne by Earache for whoevers mother you see sucking cocks in hell?
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