Any Candlemass fan in here ? Do NOT watch this... (or be prepared to lose faith in Johan Längqvist)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dvWpELfPWo



Nothing says "sexual deviant" quite like lightly tinted spectacles. The comment from the guy who uploaded it is gas.


Quote from: Papa Het on July 25, 2019, 08:19:23 AM
Nothing says "sexual deviant" quite like lightly tinted spectacles. The comment from the guy who uploaded it is gas.

Pedo glasses is what they're known as around these parts

I get that a market exists for this stuff, even if I don't understand why, but seriously, imagine showing this to your parents..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TSIhLXLn2o

I'd like to see the outtakes from that video with the keyboardist splitting himself.

I've been down a bit of a rabbit hole today


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KkvYhq35Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbypIwCeQY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

Not sure if this counts. The song isn't bad but the lyrics are fantastic

"She came to me inside a package all the way from Japan
She gives me more than satisfaction and she's right in the palm of my hand
And there's so much she makes me do, guess I'm a slave to my new

Software (we are so compatible)
Software (we can write the manual)
Software (she is so expandable)
Software (it's unbelievable)
And there's no reason to be discreet
Because my program is now complete
Software"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRznw7rnxg


Quote from: Nail_Bombed on November 20, 2019, 03:10:49 PM
Here's an oldie from MI but a totally worthy entry into this post. Truly atrocious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbqty0px4rU

I was actually trying to remember that bands name with that vocalist.
Now i remember it was fury of five.
Fuckin awful shite altogether haha.

#56 November 20, 2019, 05:49:13 PM Last Edit: November 20, 2019, 05:51:29 PM by Aborted
Quote from: blessed1 on November 20, 2019, 05:08:12 PM
Quote from: Nail_Bombed on November 20, 2019, 03:10:49 PM
Here's an oldie from MI but a totally worthy entry into this post. Truly atrocious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbqty0px4rU

I was actually trying to remember that bands name with that vocalist.
Now i remember it was fury of five.
Fuckin awful shite altogether haha.

Hey don't hate on the HARDCORE FAM-A-LAY!!!

Fury of Five are the best.. Jay Fury - Feel the FURY  :laugh: :laugh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m83eQRobLyM

Still amazing  8)

@1:36 he begins to identify as an attack helicopter and starts taking off to go live his best life somewhere else!

Quote@1:36 he begins to identify as an attack helicopter and starts taking off to go live his best life somewhere else!

:laugh: Damn, not going to unsee that now.

NOW PAY DA FUK'N PRYCE! The brodudery is strong with this song.

Does that new Annihilator track qualify? It's brain dead. How the fuck did Jeff Waters come up with those first two records.

 :laugh:  I was thinking exactly the same thing earlier