Kerry King

[Anvil]

He needs to get new friends. 

[Eoin McLove]

KK has become Donald Trump.

https://blabbermouth.net/news/kerry-kings-friends-are-telling-him-they-like-his-debut-solo-album-better-than-any-single-record-he-has-done-in-his-career

 

This is probably the best, it's the best, I mean people have told me, big people, important people, that this is the best album of all time. So, OK.

[Circlepit]

There is footage from various festival appearances online. None of it is professionally filmed but even allowing for that.
There is no getting away from the gave that it's average music being played by great musicians.
I just wish Rob Flynn would do one of his whistling video things about the album.

Whoever from KK's circle of friends is telling him it's the best of the best must be trying to get on the next one of at the very least on a tour.

[Anvil]

Whoever from KK's circle of friends is telling him it's the best of the best must be trying to get on the next one of at the very least on a tour.

Giving him a rim job would leave a better taste in your mouth than actually saying it was the best music he has ever record.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Thanks Anvil. I now instantly regret clicking in to this thread     

[Don Gately]

I'd say he has a sweaty hairy hole. Probably the best hole though.

[Ducky]

Well he get that tattooed as well if the hair falls out?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Well he get that tattooed as well if the hair falls out?

"Ready Mr. King?"
"Hole awaits!"

[Eoin McLove]

Follicle Warfare
South of Hairven.

[Carnage]

God's Taint Is Bald.

[Maggot Colony]

Jesus Shaves

[The Heretic]

Cleanse the hole

[Bürggermeister]

Reshorn

[Giggles]

but we're not just acquaintances; they're friends of mine that I don't get to see because of the pandemic.

He can't see his friends because of the pandemic? Where does he think he is, 2021!??

[Maggot Colony]

The friends he's referring to are Jeff Hanneman and Dimebag Darrell's ghosts. That's why he can't see them.

They both assure him that his new stuff is way better than Reign in Blood and anything Metallica has ever done.