Handy Tips & Money Savers

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Drying their tears.

Another thing to save for the workplace.

[lifeeternal]

"Snickers and tuna will give you all the nutrition you need." I miss the old forum.

[son of the Morrigan]

The toilet paper thing is a mysterious one alright.

I was adding up all the subscription services I have there after Carnage's post, between the phone, spotify, YouTube premium and about 60 quid a month on other assorted bullshit, I could be wiping my arse on fine Chinese silken jacks roll if I reigned it in.

As a man who once had occasion to wipe his hole with a silk tie, following a most unfortunate wedding shite related incident, I can attest to the notoriously poor absorption qualities of fine silk.
I'd go with a high thread count brushed Egyptian cotton if I were you.

[son of the Morrigan]

I do look at the recently purchased thread here every now and again and often muse to myself as to how in the crotch of Christ ye motherfuckers can afford to buy such an amount of CDs, vinyl, tapes, t-shirts etc. and not be financially destitute.
Now that I know ye drink yellow pack gut-rot booze, smoke rollies, starve yerselves, use cheap hookers and refuse to have a shite in yer own homes it all makes sense.
what a fine bunch of financially responsible fellows ye are.

On a personal note I told the girlfriend to get the fuck out of my life there a year or so ago and its after saving me a fucking fortune on toilet paper alone. what the fuck do them bitches be doing with all the toilet paper?

I think both questions are interrelated here.  I think these lads with the big vinyl collection are the famed 'one wipe merchants'. The type of lads that drink a tea or coffee on the jacks, subsist on cans of baked beans and then back to scouring ebay for the latest deal.

I tip my hat to any man who can subsist on beans and coffee and get the job done with one wipe. He,s a fuckin sniper wiper.

[astfgyl]

"Snickers and tuna will give you all the nutrition you need." I miss the old forum.

Was that yer man who didn't want to make the dinner or even heat something up? Was one of my favourite threads

[Ollkiller]

"Snickers and tuna will give you all the nutrition you need." I miss the old forum.

Was that yer man who didn't want to make the dinner or even heat something up? Was one of my favourite threads

He wanted a tube of paste that had all the nutritional needs you need. Twas hilarious.

[Blackout]

Snickers and Tuna sounds like the name of a bad interracial porno movie.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

"Snickers and tuna will give you all the nutrition you need." I miss the old forum.

Was that yer man who didn't want to make the dinner or even heat something up? Was one of my favourite threads

Yer man? Sure ye were best buds right here on MW not even a year ago!

[astfgyl]

"Snickers and tuna will give you all the nutrition you need." I miss the old forum.

Was that yer man who didn't want to make the dinner or even heat something up? Was one of my favourite threads

Yer man? Sure ye were best buds right here on MW not even a year ago!

Ducky? I don't remember it being him.

Ahh the dim mists of ancient time..

Seriously though I presume you mean mugz. Was he someone from the old forum? I hadn't a clue who he was. I still miss him

[Caomhaoin]

Ducky had a more elaborate name on the old forum. He hadn't contracted TDS at that point and was therefore a normal and sound poster. He just refused to take his red medication though...

[Kurt Cocaine]

Today's top tip is mind those fucking roads this morning. Rain on ice: LETHAL..!,

[StoutAndAle]

As a man who once had occasion to wipe his hole with a silk tie, following a most unfortunate wedding shite related incident, I can attest to the notoriously poor absorption qualities of fine silk.
I'd go with a high thread count brushed Egyptian cotton if I were you.

Christ almighty. Surely this is a tale that belongs in The Fear thread?

[astfgyl]

Had to wipe me arse with a centra bag once. It didn't go great. I'd say the silk tie was right up there

[Carnage]

Tayto bag was the worst. Whatever receipts I had stuck in my wallet was an improvement on that, but only just.

[StoutAndAle]

Tayto bag was the worst. Whatever receipts I had stuck in my wallet was an improvement on that, but only just.

No proof of purchase?