Theories of the conspiratorial kind

[Barnacle Billy]

If you ever encounter a "flat earth" enthusiast. Just bamboozle them with the epitaph quote on one of the N.A.S.A. founders Wernher von Braun's tombstone.

[Mower Liberation Front]

We had a customer at work telling us that attack on the Ukrainian train station where Boris Johnson had just left a few minutes early, wasn't a Russian attack at all. It was the Turks, Erdogan wanted to take out Boris for calling him a goat fucker all those years ago, and putting the blame on Putin. 

[Barnacle Billy]

We had a customer at work telling us that attack on the Ukrainian train station where Boris Johnson had just left a few minutes early, wasn't a Russian attack at all. It was the Turks, Erdogan wanted to take out Boris for calling him a goat fucker all those years ago, and putting the blame on Putin. 

What was the goat's name?