Theories of the conspiratorial kind

[Bürggermeister]

Mercifully, Hitler and Elvis are now too old to not be dead. The oul celebrities are hoors for the not-really-dying thing.

[astfgyl]

Nah man fuck that, Hitler is definitely still in Antarctica

[astfgyl]

I must go back through this and find the one I posted where the theory was that Trump was the antichrist

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

https://www.thejournal.ie/conor-mcgregor-tucker-carlson-freemasons-6682426-Apr2025/

THE FREEMASONS' HALL in Dublin has said that if it had known that Conor McGregor and Tucker Carlson were going to use the space, they would not have accepted the booking.

Hired a Freemasons' venue to talk about (presumably) political conspiracy theories, and then get disowned by the Freemasons   

[open face surgery]

Just watching the interview and it being in the Freemason's hall was the first laugh I got out of it.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Goldmine for conspiracy theories in this Spain/Portugal power outage! Cyberattack or "rare atmospheric phenomenon" or...supervillain doomsday machine test...? 

[astfgyl]

Oh it's all directed energy weapons these days!! The supervillains need to start getting some new ideas

[astfgyl]

Goldmine for conspiracy theories in this Spain/Portugal power outage! Cyberattack or "rare atmospheric phenomenon" or...supervillain doomsday machine test...? 

Jesus I just read some of the stuff. Three quarters of these people simply have to be taking the piss for clicks

[Bürggermeister]

Maybe it was MTG's jewish space lasers, up to no good again

[astfgyl]

Maybe it was MTG's jewish space lasers, up to no good again

It's fine, all you have to do is paint the roof blue and it doesn't work, supposedly

[astfgyl]

https://x.com/17thSCOG/status/1917147833779486955?t=w9Aifwboyra3-O2NQJqZOQ&s=19

Here's some of the good stuff. Conspiracy inside Conspiracy lol. Haven't seen any of this in a while but it's usually great craic

[Bürggermeister]

Ulster says no to 5G.

https://www.rte.ie/news/ulster/2025/0608/1517336-belfast-5g-masts/

[91/30]

It's gas the connections that Epstein had to power. Peter Mandelson has been sacked for his connections to Epstein. The letters he sent Epstein are the stuff of a fawning schoolgirl.
As Mandelson is a notorious queer what was his interest in been jetted off to stay at Epsteins villas?
An article at https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/peter-mandelson-us-ambassador-washington-gay-icon-b1201270.html makes the point he was close to Trump -
"As such, becoming the closest official British conduit to Donald Trump through his second US presidency"

No doubt he hung around with Trump in the company of Epstein etc

[Mooncat]

A recent favourite -

The "Dead Internet Theory" is a conspiracy theory that suggests a significant portion of the internet has been taken over by artificial intelligence (AI), automated bots, and government or corporate entities, rather than being populated by real human users. According to proponents of this theory, a large amount of online content, including social media posts, blog comments, and even entire websites, is generated by AI or bots with the aim of manipulating public opinion, controlling narratives, or simply creating the illusion of a bustling internet full of human activity.

Been thinking about this one a lot lately. It's gotten to the point where almost every entertainment or pop culture article being pitched to me seems to be AI-generated now. I'm also noticing an enormous amount of FB posts and articles that are AI generated. The latest trend seems to be AI generated posts or stories that are straight up made up (celebrity X said this controversial thing about celeb Y, that never even remotely happened. Pulled out of thin air) to generate engagement. Or else weird historical summaries or opinions, particularly around sports, but could be anything really, designed to generate engagement. It's obviously been happening to varying degrees for years, but it's the first time I've truly felt like so much of what I see is completely fake that it is almost truly useless to be online at all now, bar the odd site like this one. The true embodiment of the dead internet theory. The only thing keeping me going online at the minute is the obvious smartphone addiction that has been purposely programmed into me (and most of us). I do wonder where it will evolve to next though. The internet and social media won't die, but they will have to evolve and I wonder where that will lead to.

[Bürggermeister]

The lack of accountability for platform owners means this shit will only get worse. You couldn't publish physical media with most of the shit on social media without living in court. Once dopes click, the cheques clear. Repeat. Who gives a fuck about the consequences?

It's good, in a way. So much shit out there means I spend less time aimlessly browsing and just go to the small handful of sites I know are not spasticated, then disengage.