Dunno how to take that  :laugh: Did Donald grab them too?

Quote from: astfgyl on September 04, 2020, 02:58:27 PM
I know a lad who was raised on the soy milk and he has a serious pair of tits on him
That's because probably he's a she....

Well in that case she has a right pipe on her

Quote from: astfgyl on September 04, 2020, 03:21:51 PM
Well in that case she has a right pipe on her
Elongated clits are fun in fairness....  :abbath:

Wait a minute... does this mean...

oh god I think I might be straight

We're all as straight as wet string drying in the sun...


Quite a few conservative commentators are today turning to Bolton's book which appears to contradict the whole "loser" story. But, erm, ye might not wanting to be giving too much credence to Bolton's account... there was, erm, all that other stuff he alleged!  :laugh:

Madeleine Albright and John Bolton. I hate them more than John Oliver and Trevor ' The Voortrekkers should be erased from history' Noah

This has taken an unpleasant turn :laugh:

Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on September 04, 2020, 04:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on September 04, 2020, 04:03:50 PM
We're all as straight as wet string drying in the sun...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
Where the fuck is my head at today??
Prolly up your soy gassed ass you the sounds of that nigga shit music video you posted.

We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. It doesn't matter whether you're an ideologue or a sensualist, you follow the stimuli thinking that they're your signposts to the promised land. But they are nothing of the kind. What they are is rocks to navigate the past, each on your brush against, ripping you a little more open and they are always more on the horizon. But you can't face up to the that, so you force yourself to believe the bullshit of those you instinctively know are liars and you repeat those lies to yourself and to others, hoping that by repeating them often and fervently enough you'll attain the godlike status we accord those who tell the lies most frequently and most passionately. But you never do, and even if you could, you wouldn't value it, you'd realise that nobody believes in heroes any more. We know that they only want to sell us something we don't really want and keep from us what we really do need. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.

Quote from: Caomhaoin on September 04, 2020, 07:57:00 PM
We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. It doesn't matter whether you're an ideologue or a sensualist, you follow the stimuli thinking that they're your signposts to the promised land. But they are nothing of the kind. What they are is rocks to navigate the past, each on your brush against, ripping you a little more open and they are always more on the horizon. But you can't face up to the that, so you force yourself to believe the bullshit of those you instinctively know are liars and you repeat those lies to yourself and to others, hoping that by repeating them often and fervently enough you'll attain the godlike status we accord those who tell the lies most frequently and most passionately. But you never do, and even if you could, you wouldn't value it, you'd realise that nobody believes in heroes any more. We know that they only want to sell us something we don't really want and keep from us what we really do need. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.

...the price of cattle these days though amirite

Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on September 04, 2020, 07:37:04 PM
Prolly up your soy gassed ass you the sounds of that nigga shit music video you posted.

Here, at least give us the link to the comment generator you used so we can all have a laugh with it  :-X

5 or 6 nippy sweeties and you'd be in your way to your very own!