Would you slip any of them a length, even after 10 pint Tuesday?

They have the right to remain fat, but they're dying. Even Ollkiller or Ducky, right on as they are, would decline an invitation.

I'm looking forward to the sequel,  You Have the Right to Remain Retarded.

I see they are adding George Floyd to the stations of the cross on BBC. A violent criminal being lionised only because of the manner of his death, and convicting yer man Chauvin before his trial has concluded. People are obliged to pay money for this shite.

I wonder what the futuramanians will think when they sift through what's left of our civilisation. George Washington and Colombus statues in the bin, and this lad looking like a Demi-God. Cringe.

If he's not convicted, god knows what these malnourished black bloc assholes will do in round two.


#2493 April 01, 2021, 06:54:19 PM Last Edit: April 01, 2021, 06:56:35 PM by Kurt Cocaine
Quote from: Caomhaoin on April 01, 2021, 06:12:39 PM
Would you slip any of them a length, even after 10 pint Tuesday?

They have the right to remain fat, but they're dying. Even Ollkiller or Ducky, right on as they are, would decline an invitation.
I'd do 6 of them anyway....



Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on April 01, 2021, 06:54:19 PM
Quote from: Caomhaoin on April 01, 2021, 06:12:39 PM
Would you slip any of them a length, even after 10 pint Tuesday?

They have the right to remain fat, but they're dying. Even Ollkiller or Ducky, right on as they are, would decline an invitation.
I'd do 6 of them anyway....

😂


I actually laughed out loud at that. The last two comments are from your 5% material,  in fairness to you.  You're a bad man.

Quote from: Caomhaoin on April 01, 2021, 06:47:44 PM
I see they are adding George Floyd to the stations of the cross on BBC. A violent criminal being lionised only because of the manner of his death

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scriptural_Way_of_the_Cross#Eleventh_station:_Jesus_promises_his_Kingdom_to_the_repentant_thief

I wouldn't think you really "get" Jesus though tbh, so maybe not surprising you didn't realize while typing just how, in fact, eminently fitting it is to pay homage to a dead criminal during the stations of the cross.

He's comparing George Floyd to Jesus now.




Quote from: Caomhaoin on April 02, 2021, 05:16:22 AM
He's comparing George Floyd to Jesus now.

FYI, Jesus was crucified between two criminals, one of whom he told "I tell you, this day you will be with me in Paradise." Don't be embarrassing yourself in front of the other conservatives now  ;)


That criminals who have been put to death in, literally, spectacular ways are an integral part of the Easter story, not something aberrant. And then, y'know, Christianity, forgiveness and all that. You may not like that they chose George Floyd, but the fact that they chose a "violent criminal" is absolutely in harmony with the biblical account.

They chose him because he was black and got killed by the police whilst resisting arrest.

I think the lads up with Jesus were not black. Not enough diversity or police, sorry.