Metal English

[Angel of Debt]

Love a dodgy translation or attempt at English in metal, any good ones in yer collections, or just floating around?
I recently bought a Desecration shirt off a lad online, bootleg job from Thailand I think, class Mark Riddick art on the front and this gem on the back   

"07 February 2014
AT FIRST VERSUS
OF WELSH DEATH METAL BASTARD
AND
THAI ROTTEN CORPSE !!!"