I was going through my CD collection and pulled out a couple of Boris albums which have gummy worms in the spine. This got me thinking

1. What's the shelf life of a gummy worm?
2. How long until it rots through the case and destroys the CD?
3. Is this going to attract ants?
4. How much will you guys pay me to eat it?




Holy shit I just realised the album cover is a frog with tits!

1. Should be ok for a few years
2. Rotting through plastic would be impressive
3. Very unlikely
4. 50p.

..Do you want ants???

.. CAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!!