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Title: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 04:34:38 PM
Surprised this hasn't happened before, his guitar went flying whilst he was doing his spazzing out routine

https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/watch-janick-gerss-guitar-slip-out-of-his-hands-during-iron-maidens-san-antonio-concert/

What is it aside from a few tunes that keeps him in Maiden? His live act is completely distracting and at odds with the way the rest of the band perform.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: helmsa on September 29, 2019, 04:51:17 PM
I did laugh a serious amount at this but I've never actually been bothered by it at all I remember being 13 seeing maiden for the first time and thought janicks fucking around was deadly and added to the show
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
Adds what though? It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down apart from when he's soloing. Other than that he seems to be employed to act the twat on stage.

I'm surprised to hear of someone enjoying his act. Anyone else a fan of it?
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Juggz on September 29, 2019, 06:06:37 PM
Steve Harris, by all accounts, and his is the only opinion which matters in Camp Maiden.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: blessed1 on September 29, 2019, 06:20:22 PM
thats brilliant,he let it slip out of his hands and when he got it back he started swinging it around again lol
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 06:27:13 PM
What you expect him to do, join in with the song?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2019, 06:56:16 PM
He's an embarrassment. Just play the fucking guitar and stop acting like Jimi Fucking Hendrix.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 29, 2019, 08:49:58 PM
Bruce Dickinson looks like as much of a cunt by your criteria,  lepping about doing high kicks in spandex  :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 08:54:45 PM
Bruce is the frontman, and even though he covers a lot of ground he doesn't look half the twat Janick does.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 08:58:41 PM
You can watch the whole clip but if anything pay particular attention to the section after 45 seconds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjik3_8xFYA
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Carnage on September 29, 2019, 09:12:48 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 29, 2019, 08:49:58 PM
Bruce Dickinson looks like as much of a cunt by your criteria,  lepping about doing high kicks in spandex  :laugh:
I wouldn't argue with that, but yeah, he's the frontman, it's his job to be the centre of attention. Plus, charisma gets you a long way.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Pedrito on September 29, 2019, 09:45:07 PM
I'm torn. I always found him difficult, even crimgeworthy, to watch but in a roundabout way he does something to make their stageshow look something more than just a bunch of lads rocking out. He adds a kind of by-gone age feel to what they do that sets them apart from the absolute bland and homogenous metal band look that exists today..everyone looking angry, either a Hetfield or Kerry King look to them, just look at any death metal band, if you weren't into metal you'd find it difficult to distinguish one band from another.

Dickinson fills a stage and Harris is excellent, Murray is a great guitarist but he's got a kind of transgender hooker/camp look to him that doesn't exactly scream leather and spikes. Nicko is a very good entertainer too and Smith whose soloing I adore is fairly bread and butter looking. So Gers in a really odd way, like Dickinson, reflects that bombastic, twee, over the topness that runs through the music. He's got a kind of power metal jester vibe to him.

All that said, I still can't stand watching him. It's a paradox of sorts. It shouldn't work but for some reason it works. A bit like seeing a beautiful female cousin, you know it's wrong but you can't look away either  :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 29, 2019, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on September 29, 2019, 09:45:07 PM
Murray is a great guitarist but he's got a kind of transgender hooker/camp look to him that doesn't exactly scream leather and spikes.

Would ye?
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Pedrito on September 29, 2019, 09:52:21 PM
Only with the lights out  :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Pedrito on September 29, 2019, 09:57:10 PM
I'd say Janick's missus never gets a wink of sleep, him flipping her over his head and all sorts
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Eoin McLove on September 29, 2019, 10:09:22 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Carnage on September 30, 2019, 02:57:01 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on September 29, 2019, 09:57:10 PM
I'd say Janick's missus never gets a wink of sleep, him flipping her over his head and all sorts

Jesus, that's a horrible image!
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Nixer on September 30, 2019, 09:31:11 AM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 08:54:45 PM
Bruce is the frontman, and even though he covers a lot of ground he doesn't look half the twat Janick does.

That's because Bruce is only half the height of Janick.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Juggz on September 30, 2019, 10:24:50 AM
Janick is ok. He's performing. I prefer when performers look like they're enjoying being there, playing music for a living, touring the world on the strength of their songs, than dour faced lads whose eyes never leave the neck of their guitar. Granted, he overdoes it a bit and there is a middle ground, yes, but give me that over the fucker who never moves or engages with their audience at all.

Besides, the kids who caught that guitar with their foreheads will have a great memory of the gig if the concussion hasn't robbed it from them already.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: northside hoop on September 30, 2019, 12:43:14 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down apart from when he's soloing.

LOL

Yeah if you believe that I have some magic beans that might interest you.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 30, 2019, 01:03:32 PM
Watch the clip I linked. 4 minutes and he barely plays an audible note.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Grim Reality on September 30, 2019, 01:37:06 PM
He's a holy show and Bruce is too. I'm not into that live show 'act', sprinting across the stage,
all exaggerated gesticulating, pure pantomime put on performing.

I met Janick once when he came into a shop I was working in where he lived in England. Dressed like an absolute goon. Double white denim and a frilly scarf kind of job. I knew Maiden were about to go off on tour so I said something to that effect and he replied with some bizarre comment about biting the heads off bats and gave me an odd 'evil metal guy' look. Pure weirdo.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: northside hoop on September 30, 2019, 01:46:28 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 30, 2019, 01:03:32 PM
Watch the clip I linked. 4 minutes and he barely plays an audible note.

By choice. In one song.

You said " It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down apart from when he's soloing". Do you really believe that?

Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 30, 2019, 02:12:53 PM
Dude he plays like that from the moment they come on stage. Yes, I do believe whilst acting the twat his guitar is turned down. As stated elsewhere it's only upped when he's soloing. You'd have to be a complete fanboy to think otherwise.


Here's another of about a billion available clips.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA_teBVwMPY

There's no audible difference between when he's "playing" or acting the gimp.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: DaveG on September 30, 2019, 02:45:55 PM
I'd refer to A Real Dead One from when it was just Gers and Murray.  Some really ropey sounding rhythm guitar playing on that.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Pedrito on September 30, 2019, 03:14:11 PM
Why do people want Rock Stars to look and act like some lad that works in Tescos? As much as he makes me cringe, I'd much rather him and Bruce bounding around than some lad just standing there keeping it humble and modest. It's Iron Maiden ffs they're meant to be larger than life and a bit twee, fey, camp and cheesy.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: northside hoop on September 30, 2019, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 30, 2019, 02:12:53 PM
Dude he plays like that from the moment they come on stage. Yes, I do believe whilst acting the twat his guitar is turned down. As stated elsewhere it's only upped when he's soloing. You'd have to be a complete fanboy to think otherwise.


Here's another of about a billion available clips.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA_teBVwMPY

There's no audible difference between when he's "playing" or acting the gimp.

That's the same track
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: northside hoop on September 30, 2019, 03:28:23 PM
Quote from: DaveG on September 30, 2019, 02:45:55 PM
I'd refer to A Real Dead One from when it was just Gers and Murray.  Some really ropey sounding rhythm guitar playing on that.

Point is, you can hear it. It doesn't have the volume turned down.

I'm not arguing about whether Janick is good or not. I'm saying the idea that he's on stage and they have his guitar turned down is clearly nonsense.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: StoutAndAle on September 30, 2019, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down...

Like Richey Edwards.

Janick Street Preach-Gers.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Cryptic Stench on September 30, 2019, 03:36:19 PM
QuotePoint is, you can hear it. It doesn't have the volume turned down.

Fanboy
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Juggz on September 30, 2019, 03:48:44 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on September 30, 2019, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down...

Like Richey Edwards.

Janick Street Preach-Gers.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: blessed1 on September 30, 2019, 05:16:51 PM
Quote from: Grim Reality on September 30, 2019, 01:37:06 PM
He's a holy show and Bruce is too. I'm not into that live show 'act', sprinting across the stage,
all exaggerated gesticulating, pure pantomime put on performing.


Maiden have been at this since the 80s.
How would you like them to act on stage?
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: leatherface on October 01, 2019, 12:19:04 AM
On stage theatrics have a place in heavy metal for sure but when Jimi Hendrix was messing about with his guitar on stage he wasn't putting anyone in danger.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Eoin McLove on October 01, 2019, 06:52:04 AM
I know,  it's a real pity that on the very first gig of his budding career he had this unfortunate accident.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Ducky on October 01, 2019, 11:19:13 PM
Quote from: StoutAndAle on September 30, 2019, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Stench on September 29, 2019, 05:14:02 PM
It's common knowledge his guitar is turned right down...

Like Richey Edwards.

Janick Street Preach-Gers.

Unlike Edwards, Gers is at best, average at Hide and Seek.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Mr Moonlight on October 04, 2019, 08:48:25 PM
Was never a fan of his playing and the dancing or whatever it is is no worse in terms of mild embarrassment than eddies appearance during the encore. Sure, he looks like a bit of a twit, but he's grand. Part of the furniture at this stage.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Nixer on October 04, 2019, 11:10:10 PM

It's great that we can freely bash maiden (albeit deservedly) on this forum. I got banned on the old forum once for calling bollox on them playing too much of their shit new material before.

The new forum is much better.
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Kunt 4 Life on October 05, 2019, 10:00:35 PM
You're still going in June though
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Bomberman on October 06, 2019, 07:02:25 PM
Been a Maiden fan since the very early 80s, i.e. since long before Gers, and still am...yet his idiotic on-stage antics make me cringe every time I watch any live footage...things could be so cool if he just concentrated on his live playing and started acting normally on stage...
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Bomberman on October 06, 2019, 07:05:04 PM
Quote from: Carnage on September 29, 2019, 06:56:16 PM
He's an embarrassment. Just play the fucking guitar and stop acting like Jimi Fucking Hendrix.

yes, totally
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Airneanach on October 09, 2019, 05:14:30 PM
Shitting on Maiden's pomp is a weird one. People have always been a bit high brow about NWOBHM, even in metal circles.  Big festivals and their associated discussions are full of people decrying the classics as being for smelly old patch jacket cringesters whilst themselves fist pumping and slam dancing all their fucking hilarious suburban angst out. Some people only want doom metal bands who all sound like Master of Reality whilst scoffing off a good, fun bit of Korn.

Tell you what, though, I love how all of Iron Maiden look like a cross between Richie and the girl he's trying to shag in Bottom.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirtyUglyIndianpangolin-mobile.jpg)
Title: Re: Janick Gers - Thick Cunt
Post by: Ducky on October 09, 2019, 10:09:33 PM
Is that Janick looking up in the air for his guitar?