Ah come on, lads. How is there not a pun thread going on the recent Ellefson revelations? I've seen plenty but expect you all to amuse me with some more.
If you don't know what I'm talking about then just search it but be warned....you'll want to burn your eyes out afterwards.
Countdown to Ejaculation?
What's the craic? The last thing I heard about him was that he was a pastor or something?
Holy Wank... The Cumming Is Due
A Pull Me Wand
So Far So Good So Close
Quote from: Eoin McLove on May 11, 2021, 11:57:51 AM
What's the craic? The last thing I heard about him was that he was a pastor or something?
He's been accused of having a wank on video to an underage girl on the other end. Turns out she was legal from the start, and that it was her who initiated the whole thing.
A non-story, really.
Langer 18!
Drilling is my business....
5 magics fingers..
Ah the old Skype wank. Many a hero has fallen prey.
Paedophillia sells...but who's buying?
Youth in Asia
Risk
God! just got a glimpse there!,horrific! :laugh:
The ultimate danger wank,he should have known better,once your face is in the footage your fooked!
When you say caught a glimpse what are we talking about? Him with his wand in hand strumming away or the texts that he sent?
He was on the Into The Nekrosphere podcast last week. Looking back I did feel like he was wanking on that too. I have nothing to base this on but I have no proof he wasn’t tugging either.
99 ways to wank
Foreskin o my teeth
Wanking is my business...
So is this the Dawn he's been patrolling then??
Have Cock, Will Travel.
Foreskin O' My Sheath
A Shoot Le Monde
Secretia
Washing Jocks Is Next
The Todgering.
High Speed Spurt
Total non story, he got caught out having a sneaky tug session with a consenting adult, embarrassing but that's it, nothing sinister like it was being portrayed as in some quarters.
I imagine he'll Wake Up Dead when the wife gets her hands on him though!
I would've thought the pedophillia accusations were enough to be worried about.
Your one herself came out and said she initiated it and was not underage, (19 I believe but open to correction), so where's the paedophilia??
Maybe his cock is only 13.
Quote from: Born of Fire on May 11, 2021, 02:10:56 PM
Your one herself came out and said she initiated it and was not underage, (19 I believe but open to correction), so where's the paedophilia??
Google it.
Arrrgggh.... I saw the video. Those lampshades ... totally killed my horn.
Turns out Mustaine isn't the biggest wanker there.
Quote from: Blackout on May 11, 2021, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Born of Fire on May 11, 2021, 02:10:56 PM
Your one herself came out and said she initiated it and was not underage, (19 I believe but open to correction), so where's the paedophilia??
Google it.
Google what?
Rattlehead
Quote from: Paul keohane on May 11, 2021, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Blackout on May 11, 2021, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Born of Fire on May 11, 2021, 02:10:56 PM
Your one herself came out and said she initiated it and was not underage, (19 I believe but open to correction), so where's the paedophilia??
Google it.
Google what?
Read my post above his then read his reply, then my reply. Take your time.
Maybe he can claim it's part of his Jackson endorsement.
I'll get my coat.
Quote from: Petardo on May 11, 2021, 02:45:00 PM
Maybe he can claim it's part of his Jackson endorsement.
I'll get my coat.
😂
It says a lot about the current climate with the media that the girl can come out, not only say she is a consenting adult who initiated the exchanges but she also was the one who recorded them and sent them around without his consent, and yet the media is still running headlines alleging he groomed someone underage.
Still not sure a 56 year old married 'pastor' wanking for a 19 year old girl is a good look, I have to say. However, yeah, the underage accusations are very typical of the modern climate.
Quote from: Blackout on May 11, 2021, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Born of Fire on May 11, 2021, 02:10:56 PM
Your one herself came out and said she initiated it and was not underage, (19 I believe but open to correction), so where's the paedophilia??
Google it.
Google is only bringing up articles about this particular story for me??
Quote from: H on May 11, 2021, 04:18:46 PM
Still not sure a 56 year old married 'pastor' wanking for a 19 year old girl is a good look, I have to say. However, yeah, the underage accusations are very typical of the modern climate.
Amen!
Foreclosure of a cream
A flute le blonde
Faptive on her
Bust in Peace
Fap of consequences.
Architecture of Erection.
A Tug la monde
In My Darkest Two Minutes.
Holy Wanks... The Punishment Due
Five Finger Magics
Tornado of Sperms
Skin o' My Dick
Tornado of Poles??
Lubecretia
Splashes in your Mouth
Symphony of Masturbation
Last Nite/ Wanked to Deth
My Last Spurts
The Hardest Part of Letting Go....Stuck to My Pants
High speed squirt
Pubic Enemy No. 1
The Spilling load
Fapily tree
.
Bust in peace... Solaris
Skin of My Teen
The Spunk Beneath the Skin
His-loadia
Looking Down the Cock
Wanky Again
Spilling is my Business
Cock in Mouth
Foreskin of a Dream
Spunk of Heroes
Tornado of (Toilet) Roll
A mate's response to this news in a WhatsApp chat:
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest :laugh: :abbath:
:laugh:
10/10
Hello everyone.
What's the craic lads?
Had to pop in for a cup of tea when I heard the news about Dirty Dave.
How's tricks me auld mucker? McLove will be delighted to see you back. If you hang around that is.
The sound of one hand fapping right there.
McLove me aul pal hope you're keeping safe from the Chinese bug.
Where's the Stenchy fella?
All we're short now is The Speckled Pig, Claire XXX and we've got a quorum id say!
:laugh:
Quote from: Nixer on May 12, 2021, 03:22:12 PM
McLove me aul pal hope you're keeping safe from the Chinese bug.
Where's the Stenchy fella?
The stench still lingers here. People who post here on a daily basis never really leave, they either linger or create a new username. I'm fairly certain I know who it is. He throws in the odd red herring, but he also lets the mask slip from time to time too. He's hiding in plain sight.
Quote from: Giggles on May 12, 2021, 05:31:22 PM
Quote from: Nixer on May 12, 2021, 03:22:12 PM
McLove me aul pal hope you're keeping safe from the Chinese bug.
Where's the Stenchy fella?
The stench still lingers here. People who post here on a daily basis never really leave, they either linger or create a new username. I'm fairly certain I know who it is. He throws in the odd red herring, but he also lets the mask slip from time to time too. He's hiding in plain sight.
Come out and give me a hug Stenchy!
What about all the other pricks?
You'll be hitting Bruxelles again soon lad.
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on May 12, 2021, 05:37:18 PM
You'll be hitting Bruxelles again soon lad.
I hope so amigo. Anyone know their vaccine policy yet?
Youthinasia (and anywhere else).
Gone from Megadeth,not surprising.
I had a feeling things would come to a head alright. 😁
Mustaine and Ellefson were taking shots at each other in the Rust In Peace book that came out last year. At first I thought it was just a bit of sensationalism to get people talking about the book but I guess there was some genuine animosity brewing.
Inevitable, given that Megadeth is MegaDave and hired hands, another original member would always share some of his limelight. I imagine Ellefson rocking out with his cock out was all the excuse he needed.
Disappointing news. Sounds like he was on the way out anyway and this just gave him a push.
I wonder if Mustaine will get someone in to redo the baselines on the new album?
No release date has been announced so there's plenty time for a new guy to get to grips with things. There will be plenty of eager replacements ready to beat off each other's stiff opposition.
It shouldn't be too hard to pull it off in time for a return to live performances.
Penis etc...
I'm out.
The fun will start when people start bringing flags and shit to Megadeth gigs with Ellefson dick pics on them and waving them in front of Mustaine. He won't be able to ignore them. Like Kanye at Glastonbury with the flag of his missus in the sex tape
https://images.app.goo.gl/rxwyXeVJHJZDFpf98
Also I predict a lucrative line of knock off Hats, Flags and Headbands with Ellefdick pics on them for sale outsider the next Deth gig here.
A bit of slap and pull and they'll be in the door.
Quote from: Anton Arcane on May 24, 2021, 06:17:12 PM
I had a feeling things would come to a head alright. 😁
Mustaine and Ellefson were taking shots at each other in the Rust In Peace book that came out last year. At first I thought it was just a bit of sensationalism to get people talking about the book but I guess there was some genuine animosity brewing.
I think Mustaine has been sound to JR, like he forgave him for that bullshit lawsuit, if I remember in the book Ellefson says "If a whole lot of drugs didn't ruin our friendship, a little bit of sobriety did" Mustaine responds at the end saying it was a surprise to hear but they arent as close as they were Ellefson moved away etc,
Ellefson was always a fuckin weirdo, no big loss
Good bass player though.
So what's the story here, if yer wan wasn't underage then why was he fired?
If it was all legal and consentual, then it's not really anybody else's business is it?
I haven't seen the video, but I'm assuming his face is in it? If so, what a fucking moron to share that with somebody he's never met.
Apparently he's looking to sue yer wan who leaked the video, revenge porn and all that. He'd want to hope he has a better lawyer than the one he had for Mustaine :-X
QuoteEllefson was always a fucking weirdo, no big loss
I think it's a big enough loss. He was a founding member of a band who have a history of not being able to hold onto their members. Plus Megadeth are well into the game at this stage, Dave's voice hasn't been great for years (or ever, haha) and if some people are on the fence about attending one of their shows, an absent Ellefson might just give them another excuse not to.
MegaDave became quite conservative once he got clean, so I suppose his bass player cranking one out online for a young wan isn't the look he's going for.
Quote from: Giggles on May 28, 2021, 04:36:01 PM
So what's the story here, if yer wan wasn't underage then why was he fired?
If it was all legal and consentual, then it's not really anybody else's business is it?
I haven't seen the video, but I'm assuming his face is in it? If so, what a fucking moron to share that with somebody he's never met.
Apparently he's looking to sue yer wan who leaked the video, revenge porn and all that. He'd want to hope he has a better lawyer than the one he had for Mustaine :-X
QuoteEllefson was always a fucking weirdo, no big loss
I think it's a big enough loss. He was a founding member of a band who have a history of not being able to hold onto their members. Plus Megadeth are well into the game at this stage, Dave's voice hasn't been great for years (or ever, haha) and if some people are on the fence about attending one of their shows, an absent Ellefson might just give them another excuse not to.
If it looks bad for Ellefson, it looks bad for Megadeth. That's how Mustaine would see it. He's very controlling of how the other band members conduct themselves on and off the stage.
I wouldn't see any appeal of Megadeth outside of a nostalgia gig (no disrespect meant to Verburen or Loireiro, they're both savage musicans but they're playing to Mustaine's beat, not their own) and losing Elfeson definetly sucks away some of that appeal.
https://www.nme.com/news/music/ex-megadeth-bassist-david-ellefson-admits-to-masturbating-encounters-with-woman-in-new-police-report-2963812
The police have confirmed that the girl was an adult when the calls took place. All the jokes aside it's kind of fucked up the amount of big websites can run a story saying he's a child groomer and he loses his job because he had a wank over a 19 year old woman.
Yeah he's a pastor and he's weird but he did nothing illegal, he's actually a victim of revenge porn if anything.
Absolutely crazy. Mud fucking sticks too. There should be severe punishment for that type of reporting.
His punishment is the world saw him having a stroke,dont think it would have hurt Megadeth in the long run at all had he been left stay put.
Wankhimselftodeth would be a great tribute band for him to start. Or The Stroke
"The Sick, The Dying And The Dead". The 'tentative' title for for new new Megadeth album, according to Louder Sound. Apt as the band has been dying a fucking death for years.
Mustaine is a Conservative Cunt who best buddies with that shit peddler Alex Jones, he was one the people doubting that Barack Obama was "Born In The USA", so fucking what if he wasn't go back a few hundred years and none the knuckle-draggers were it's a moot argument. He also said he loved Bill O'Reilly's "Outlook On Life" the same Bill O'Reilly who's show was cancelled for multiple sexual harassment is worried about a guy having a wank? Fuck Him. No it's not good for a married man to be having online-sexy-time with another woman but it looks like Mustaine shit himself when the false stories came out making out that Dave Ellefson was a predator and grooming an under aged girl which he is not.
I agree with people saying that the various places should be done for saying that, it's highly slanderous and damaging, they should definitely be held to account.
Who drew the dicks?
Quote from: livingabortion on June 15, 2021, 04:32:13 PM
"The Sick, The Dying And The Dead". The 'tentative' title for for new new Megadeth album, according to Louder Sound. Apt as the band has been dying a fucking death for years.
Mustaine is a Conservative Cunt who best buddies with that shit peddler Alex Jones, he was one the people doubting that Barack Obama was "Born In The USA", so fucking what if he wasn't go back a few hundred years and none the knuckle-draggers were it's a moot argument. He also said he loved Bill O'Reilly's "Outlook On Life" the same Bill O'Reilly who's show was cancelled for multiple sexual harassment is worried about a guy having a wank? Fuck Him. No it's not good for a married man to be having online-sexy-time with another woman but it looks like Mustaine shit himself when the false stories came out making out that Dave Ellefson was a predator and grooming an under aged girl which he is not.
I agree with people saying that the various places should be done for saying that, it's highly slanderous and damaging, they should definitely be held to account.
And your obviously a leftie twat, whats your point??
Not a good week for you Livingabortion. You're anti-PC one minute and a leftie twat the next. :laugh:
Well, in fairness to livingabortion, it's hard to know what to be on these boards.. :laugh:
Quote from: Blackout on June 16, 2021, 04:29:44 PM
Not a good week for you Livingabortion. You're anti-PC one minute and a leftie twat the next. :laugh:
If you're all all one way you're either a liar or a thick cunt. No one way left or right is 100% correct ;)
Quote from: livingabortion on June 16, 2021, 05:24:41 PM
Quote from: Blackout on June 16, 2021, 04:29:44 PM
Not a good week for you Livingabortion. You're anti-PC one minute and a leftie twat the next. :laugh:
If you're all all one way you're either a liar or a thick cunt. No one way left or right is 100% correct ;)
Too right mate. World has gone balooobas.
Now MegaDave is replacing all of his bass parts on the new album. More and more pathetic the situation gets.
https://www.ghostcultmag.com/dave-mustaine-confirms-david-ellefsons-bass-parts-will-be-removed-from-the-new-megadeth-album/
Assuming he is replacing dave with somebody who doesn't wank?
Quote from: Carnage on June 18, 2021, 11:03:07 AM
Now MegaDave is replacing all of his bass parts on the new album. More and more pathetic the situation gets.
https://www.ghostcultmag.com/dave-mustaine-confirms-david-ellefsons-bass-parts-will-be-removed-from-the-new-megadeth-album/
This is moronic. You can spank the plank but you can't yank your crank.
I don't think he's much of a loss. It's gas reading "Rust In Peace" he feels like Dawn Patrol is a masterpiece, Mustaine shits on it. I liked Dystopia, but megadeth have been done as a live force for over a decade, we're always hit and miss it seemed before that bar being on fire in 80s and 90s.
Plot twist: the girl was a plant by Megadave to create a scandal about Ellefson, thereby giving him an excuse to fire him and not have to pay him anymore precious money.
Quote from: StrangersWithGuns on June 18, 2021, 04:16:08 PM
megadeth have been done as a live force for over a decade
I thought they were class at Graspop a couple of years ago. Wasn't expecting much but they were pure daycent
Being "Born Again" fuck up a good set list. Megadeth wouldn't play 'The Conjuring' and Five Magics" for years.
Like with Blackie Lawless and "Fuck Like A Beast".
I was listening to some Van Halen earlier and was reminded of how Mustaine tells the story of first meeting Ellefson. They were renting flats in the same building and one morning, hungover, Mustaine gets woken up by the BOM-BOM-BOM bassline from Runnin' With The Devil, so he went down to tell the culprit to shut up. And then it struck me; the clues were there right from the very start... one-handed bass playing! :-X
Quote from: Giggles on May 28, 2021, 04:36:01 PM
So what's the story here, if yer wan wasn't underage then why was he fired?
If it was all legal and consentual, then it's not really anybody else's business is it?
I haven't seen the video, but I'm assuming his face is in it? If so, what a fucking moron to share that with somebody he's never met.
Apparently he's looking to sue yer wan who leaked the video, revenge porn and all that. He'd want to hope he has a better lawyer than the one he had for Mustaine :-X
QuoteEllefson was always a fucking weirdo, no big loss
I think it's a big enough loss. He was a founding member of a band who have a history of not being able to hold onto their members. Plus Megadeth are well into the game at this stage, Dave's voice hasn't been great for years (or ever, haha) and if some people are on the fence about attending one of their shows, an absent Ellefson might just give them another excuse not to.
In fairness didn't he try to sue Mustaine over something, and then Mustaine let him into the band again?. Don't you think that's probably difficult enough to deal with as it is. He already had his 'second chance'. Now he is caught wanking on camera online, is that a good move for anybody? Could anyone just 'move on' from that? especially in a household name metal band trying to make bank because... IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.
Would I rather Ellefson was still in the band? of course but he messed up, sorry.
Mustaine was quick to turn on him, I know what he did meant he was gone, but did he even wait to find out if the stories, (that turned out to be slanderous lies), were true before he ejected him from the band?
Quote from: livingabortion on July 03, 2021, 07:07:53 PM
Mustaine was quick to turn on him, I know what he did meant he was gone, but did he even wait to find out if the stories, (that turned out to be slanderous lies), were true before he ejected him from the band?
True, maybe they could have worked it out, but as far as the band is active I think it's already enough of a sideshow to potentially ruin them, I mean, look at Cristiano Ronaldo taking Coca Cola bottles off the press table on TV recently, that little move hurt Coca Cola a lot :laugh:
Poor Coca Cola, how will they survive that? :laugh:
Quote from: livingabortion on July 03, 2021, 07:07:53 PM
Mustaine was quick to turn on him, I know what he did meant he was gone, but did he even wait to find out if the stories, (that turned out to be slanderous lies), were true before he ejected him from the band?
I don't think those rumours really mattered. At the end of the day there's still a video of his bass player that he clearly wanted rid of playing solo out there, and was gifted the perfect opportunity to do it
This notion that the Megadeth machine would be in some way effected by Wanky Ellefson seems ludicrous to me. Would their fans (bar a few blue hair zealots) honestly boycott their gigs or not buy their records simply because a member engaged in a bit of rock n roll behaviour? It's not as if Muckstain hasn't made a cunt of himself on numerous occasions. Surely most level headed rockers find all the surrounding drama little more than fodder to laugh at on forums. Or maybe the whole world has really turned into a bunch of overly sensitive pussies... maybe...
Whatever about the whole world, Mustaine has been an oversensitive pansy for decades.
In fairness, you would be too if you had red pubes.
If it's an Irvine Welsh novel, then no, I haven't.
James LoMenzo is back in.
https://lambgoat.com/news/34537/megadeth-reveal-bassist-for-upcoming-north-american-tour/
All that gossiping for such a non event.
Looks like lomenzo is only doing the tour maybe, I'd still guess that Digiorgio is on the album... who knows who'll end up getting the final nod...
Doesn't really matter, does it? They're still gonna be shit like.
Yeah, I mean even if it was DiGiorgio, have a look at some of the projects he's been involved in, a fair few sow's ears in there he did nothing to make any silkier.
I liked this thread better when it was wanking puns.
Wankhimselftodeth
He knocked this out quick, as well!
New band... new album...
https://youtu.be/l9GGqHgwwP8
reminds me of Alice In Chains
Auld lad grunge impressionism.
Quote from: Blackout on August 12, 2021, 12:49:48 AM
I liked this thread better when it was wanking puns.
Wankhimselftodeth
Quote from: Anton Arcane on September 10, 2021, 12:51:49 AM
Auld lad grunge impressionism.
Grunge sells...but who's wanking?!
So this is Dave's new band. Also ex Entombed Ad & Decapitated people. It's very mundane at best.
https://youtu.be/WRl1MaH-8uc
Christ pure shite!
Meh. Gah! Dieth...
He should stick to the wanking.
Eric Hitchmo
I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand.
Pretty shite alright. 2004 called and they want their sound back. I still think it was pretty shit to kick him out for beating his meat on the internet #Metoo
Sounds like a Soulfly/Cavalera Conspiracy outtake TBH.
Dieth sounds like what fat people with lisps get put on by the doctor.
So Ellefson, Jeff Young and Chris Poland are teaming up. They will be more Megadeth then Megadeth ha ha https://blabbermouth.net/news/ex-megadeth-members-ellefson-young-and-poland-to-perform-entire-killing-is-my-business-and-so-far-so-good-albums (https://blabbermouth.net/news/ex-megadeth-members-ellefson-young-and-poland-to-perform-entire-killing-is-my-business-and-so-far-so-good-albums)
How long until Mustaine tries to get that shut down?
I doubt he'll bother. I'm willing to wager that about 70% of Megadeth fans don't even know who the bass player was.
Good fit for him.....
https://blabbermouth.net/news/david-ellefson-to-play-bass-for-overkill-on-2024-latin-american-tour
The Fears of his Spray
Online Rattlesnake
Twist of The Mick
Use your Hand
Fatal if Swallowed
Time to Spill
Playing with Minors/Spunkpusher
F.acetime N.ever D.ies
Overspill
Wanx for Nothin'
Bare Bone
Squirt Of Tension
Spunkin' Jizzcum :abbath:
Uriah Jeep
Haha saw the thread bumped and just knew it was going to be good! :laugh:
Hello From The Spurter.
Insemination
Grooming a Colombian
Raise the Head
World of Spurt
Spurtual Void
Spunkin Wisdom
Where Few Dare To Wank
Endless Wank.
And my favourite; Wankenstein.
Vaseline Cream
Who Tends The Wire
It's like shooting (off) fish in a barrel...
Spill On Command
Powersplurge
Cuma
Bare Boner
Fapp Junkie
Cum Face Pagan Stomp
The Rip n' Tear
Left Hand Man
Dick Comes Out to Play
Thunderhead
A Pound of Flesh
Twist of the Wick
In Ju's Cum We Stand
Fecking Goo
His Cum, Fly Free
Pulling is my business...
Countdown to Erection
High speed wank.
Looking down the penis
I thought I knew my balls
Langer 18
Tornado of Poles
Foreskin O my teeth
Quote from: Paul keohane on May 11, 2021, 12:07:33 PMLanger 18!
Wasn't there a Megadeth tribute band from Cork with the same name? :laugh:
There was indeed! :laugh:
Quote from: Pat Twisted Wrath on March 14, 2024, 01:53:57 PMQuote from: Paul keohane on May 11, 2021, 12:07:33 PMLanger 18!
Wasn't there a Megadeth tribute band from Cork with the same name? :laugh:
Those guys were fantastic. Caught them at a gig in Waterford in a pub on the quay called Sals a few years back.
High speed Spurt
I Thought I Blew It All
Symphony of Erectile Dysfunction
Dick The Chair :-X
https://blabbermouth.net/news/david-ellefson-and-jeff-young-get-in-the-kitchen-with-metal-mastication
Ellefson is the gift that keeps on giving :laugh:
Mastication? Phew, thought he was up to his old wanky tricks again for a moment.
Grilling is My Business...and Business is Food!
Bake Up Bread :-X
Beef Sells... But Who's Frying
It's a Symphony of Hummus, John
Skin O' My Sausage
Hook In Sprout
In My Darkest Flour
The Grilling Road
A Tout Lemon
99 Strays to Fry
Bangers 18
Tornado Of Lemon Soul
Rust In Peas
Black Fry Day
Orange Crush 'em
Good Mourning/Black Pudding
This Was My Rice
The Quick, The Frying and the Bread
Use The Pan
Countdown To Eggs-tinction
Whisk
James Loaf-menzo
Gar Sandwich-son
Chris Bread-rick
Marty Fried-man
James Mac Donut
Washing up is Next!
The Magimix
Bit of a stretch... I'll get my coat!
Has Mange Tout Le Monde been done?
Hash Browns In Your Mouth?
Fruithanasia
Bake No Prisoners
Cook In Mouth
Looking Down The Croissant
I'll also get my coat after that. :laugh:
Guacamole Wars... The full-ish fondue
Hashes in Your Mouth.
Diveled Egg Island.
Poisson was the Cure.
Reckoning Tae.
Roast in Peace
Hock in Mouth
Chive Magics
Uriah Jeep
Stewcretia
Mash Is In Your Mouth
Frozen Buns
Mechflanix
I Ain't Souperstitious
Fryer
Poisson Was The Cure
Foreclosure Of Ice Cream
Blood Of Gyros
A Secret Plaice
Quote from: DaveG on June 18, 2024, 04:44:55 PMMash Is In Your Mouth
Poisson Was The Cure
Foreclosure Of Ice Cream
A Secret Plaice
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Genuine LOL as the youth might say. "Mash Is In Your Mouth" is genius.
Bacon medallion Sambo. Bread and the fugitive rind
The World Needs an Aero.
My Last Werther's
I Ain't Doin' Dishes