Are we all fucked?

[astfgyl]

Wait, hang on, it looks like we won't be needing MAID after all...

https://x.com/i/status/1815044912103985165

[astfgyl]

Unless of course we beat the killbots to the finish line:

https://www.firstpost.com/world/20-to-end-it-all-switzerlands-new-suicide-pod-set-for-debut-13794466.html

[son of the Morrigan]

As far as I know there is assisted suicide legislation currently being drafted by our crowd. I must look into it.
Came across an article some time ago claiming some people who presented with covid vaccine injury in Canada were being offered MAID, Don't know whether its true or not.

[astfgyl]

It seems inevitable everywhere. There's a lot of support but it's a very slippery slope

[son of the Morrigan]

Tis a slippery slope no doubt.
To be honest, in principle, I'd be in favour of an individual having the right to die if they so choose, but Its awfully difficult to regulate. I can't imagine the HSE will want anything to do with it and inevitably the private sector health providers will turn it into a cash cow.

[astfgyl]

Yeah it's like abortion for me in that way in that there are always going to be cases where it's the right thing to do and I know people have to do it and I support bodily autonomy but I worry about it because of slippery slope concerns and having faith in the inherent evil and greed in people

[Eoin McLove]

I understand it for people who are terminally ill or have an unbearable, incurable chronic illness, but offering it as a solution to, let's say it straight, incels??? Surely the government could just give them a discount on hoors or something. Or have a hook up site where they can meet wrote off birds. I mean, sterilize them both first, obviously- you would want to be humane about it.

[son of the Morrigan]

  
Your a gas cunt.
The ride or die scheme.

[Eoin McLove]

Ride or die is a motto we could all get behind.

[astfgyl]

    

[mickO)))]

No doubt you have the genuine cases of someone being terminally ill who would want to go peacefully rather than suffer or even have cases like Mark van Dongen who's ex-girlfriend attacked him with acid leaving him in unbearable pain and unable to do anything himself while he was living in England so his father brought him to Belgium to end his life. I think the vast majority of people would be in favour of it in cases like these.

Then you also have cases like Mortier v. Belgium which involved the euthanasia of a 64-year-old woman with treatment-resistant depression and a personality disorder. Her son only learned of his mother's euthanasia the day after it was performed. Seems to be lots of issues around euthanasia and mental health in Belgium.

[The Butcher]

Slowly but surely

I just have an image in my head where they stick you in one of those white rooms with this mong for 12 hours like those police coercion videos you see.

"This anger has got to stop John. The post football match rants online, the awful celebrity memes & your far right political ramblings, the list is endless. I've checked your phone and internet usage. Your search history alone is unhinged. It's best you take a one way trip to our MAID facility before you do anything drastic in the real world.

All you need to do is sign these papers."

*slides over death warrant, she gently places her hand on top of Johns, big disturbing smile on her face*

"You're mentally unwell John. We are here to help you and this will protect the people you love. Just sign on the dotted line and we'll get your capillaries scheduled in for our classic pressurised vacuum compress method."

[The Butcher]

Quick google tells me that image is fake but I still wouldn't be surprised if it was real in the future 

"John you are living alone in that big house, you know there's plenty of migrant families out there needing a family home. You are too old now, sure you can hardly climb up those stairs. The maid will come for you sooner or later, those capillaries won't burst themselves. We'll even give you a discount. If you don't go this time you'll be charged more and you won't get the express treatment, it will take longer to die, we save the good stuff for the good boys and girls who go when they're told."

[Eoin McLove]

And if you continue to refuse to comply we have a hammer. Don't make us take out the hammer.

[astfgyl]

Quick google tells me that image is fake but I still wouldn't be surprised if it was real in the future 

"John you are living alone in that big house, you know there's plenty of migrant families out there needing a family home. You are too old now, sure you can hardly climb up those stairs. The maid will come for you sooner or later, those capillaries won't burst themselves. We'll even give you a discount. If you don't go this time you'll be charged more and you won't get the express treatment, it will take longer to die, we save the good stuff for the good boys and girls who go when they're told."

I should have done my due diligence there on that one woops. I do remember the lad who was approved for being poor though, that was definitely real - if indeed anything is real anymore!