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#90 October 06, 2023, 11:43:54 AM
Quote from: Giggles on March 07, 2023, 10:06:14 PMWhat gender did Michael Jackson identify as?

He/he

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#91 October 06, 2023, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2023, 03:43:24 AMIf you chop a horse in half and clap the two sides together, it sounds like someone riding a coconut.

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#92 October 10, 2023, 09:26:05 PM
"This next song is about subtraction."

"Take it away guys."

#93 December 11, 2023, 04:09:11 PM Last Edit: May 10, 2024, 01:05:16 PM by The Butcher
#94 May 10, 2024, 11:52:32 AM
My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."

"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.
#95 May 11, 2024, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: The Heretic on May 10, 2024, 11:52:32 AMMy wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."

"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.

Are you still thrusting man? I just leave the rotten little thing resting on her mound until we both feel bad enough to turn away
#96 September 19, 2024, 10:19:07 AM
For some reason I find this funny as fuck...

#97 September 19, 2024, 05:16:37 PM
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#98 October 17, 2024, 07:52:20 AM
Liam Payne....sure he only went one direction in the end!
#99 October 17, 2024, 08:09:17 AM
He was listening to Down.
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