But the spit! The spit!!!


80s probable urban legend that Cadbury's factory workers spat in the filling of the Creme Eggs.

Fuck it, I've eaten gallons of the stuff in that case. I hate to think what was in the Lindt eggs.

Quote from: Black Shepherd Carnage on November 28, 2024, 11:55:51 PM80s probable urban legend that Cadbury's factory workers spat in the filling of the Creme Eggs.
:laugh: I never heard this one before.  Can't eat Weetabix without thinking about ateing into a load of beetles legs though

I pissed into mi wadi and watched a lad drink it. Then he asked for another glass so I got another lad to piss into that one and watched him drink that one as well.

He actually wasn't even the worst of them but when he asked the first time he had slightly bad manners

Being a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

Wouldn't be doing that Mate one anyway. It's Man and Lad all the way for me. Very handy though as I am absolutely shocking for forgetting names.

Hey lads do any of you use the swype texting on the phone?

Mine has suddenly forgotten all my saved words for no reason and it also seems to have forgotten basic words and phrases and context. Is there a better keyboard I can download because this one is shit now

Quote from: Eoin McLove on November 30, 2024, 07:32:31 AMBeing a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

Luckily in Australia "cunt" is also a perfectly acceptable term of friendship!

Quote from: Born of Fire on November 30, 2024, 10:37:34 PM
Quote from: Eoin McLove on November 30, 2024, 07:32:31 AMBeing a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

Luckily in Australia "cunt" is also a perfectly acceptable term of friendship!

Same in tipp.

Unfortunately I found out the hard way that doesn't apply to all counties.

Wasn't too bad, I only upset a whole family that I knew for years was all. Tis grand again now thank god but it took a while

If my old man called someone 'mate', it was a signpost that they were about to be punched. Bear in mind that he was a very mild mannered secondary school teacher. I've kept up the tradition TBF.

My version of that is that if I meet you and despise you, you'll be greeted with 'hello' as opposed to 'hi', 'howya', anything else...

Ah yes, cunt- the universal term for comradeship  :laugh:

It's the same here, mate or old mate,  but I can't fluidly say mate in a sentence, it just sound's really awkward.

The worst part of the Irish/Down under language barrier, I have an 'R' in my surname and have had to change how I pronounce it from "Ore" to "Arrrr" like a pirate or else no one has a clue what I'm saying, feels so unnatural and silly every time. 

#1859 December 01, 2024, 07:01:28 AM Last Edit: December 01, 2024, 07:03:07 AM by Eoin McLove
Quote from: Mithrandir on December 01, 2024, 04:37:30 AMIt's the same here, mate or old mate,  but I can't fluidly say mate in a sentence, it just sound's really awkward.

The worst part of the Irish/Down under language barrier, I have an 'R' in my surname and have had to change how I pronounce it from "Ore" to "Arrrr" like a pirate or else no one has a clue what I'm saying, feels so unnatural and silly every time. 

Haha yep, I have retrained myself to sound like a pirate on that front. No maaaarcy, me boy!

I think if I threw mate into a sentence they'd be like, what the fuck did you just call me, cunt?