Random Thoughts

[Carnage]

I'd love a Creme Egg.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

But the spit! The spit!!!

[Carnage]

The what now?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

80s probable urban legend that Cadbury's factory workers spat in the filling of the Creme Eggs.

[Carnage]

Fuck it, I've eaten gallons of the stuff in that case. I hate to think what was in the Lindt eggs.

[ochoill]

80s probable urban legend that Cadbury's factory workers spat in the filling of the Creme Eggs.

I never heard this one before.  Can't eat Weetabix without thinking about ateing into a load of beetles legs though

[astfgyl]

I pissed into mi wadi and watched a lad drink it. Then he asked for another glass so I got another lad to piss into that one and watched him drink that one as well.

He actually wasn't even the worst of them but when he asked the first time he had slightly bad manners

[Eoin McLove]

Being a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

[astfgyl]

Wouldn't be doing that Mate one anyway. It's Man and Lad all the way for me. Very handy though as I am absolutely shocking for forgetting names.

Hey lads do any of you use the swype texting on the phone?

Mine has suddenly forgotten all my saved words for no reason and it also seems to have forgotten basic words and phrases and context. Is there a better keyboard I can download because this one is shit now

[Born of Fire]

Being a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

Luckily in Australia "cunt" is also a perfectly acceptable term of friendship!

[astfgyl]

Being a true metalling Irishman in Australia poses its problems. I call everyone man or dude but over here they all use either mate or bro. Mate? Way to English. And bro? Dude....

Luckily in Australia "cunt" is also a perfectly acceptable term of friendship!

Same in tipp.

Unfortunately I found out the hard way that doesn't apply to all counties.

Wasn't too bad, I only upset a whole family that I knew for years was all. Tis grand again now thank god but it took a while

[Carnage]

If my old man called someone 'mate', it was a signpost that they were about to be punched. Bear in mind that he was a very mild mannered secondary school teacher. I've kept up the tradition TBF.

My version of that is that if I meet you and despise you, you'll be greeted with 'hello' as opposed to 'hi', 'howya', anything else...

[Eoin McLove]

Ah yes, cunt- the universal term for comradeship 

[Mithrandir]

It's the same here, mate or old mate,  but I can't fluidly say mate in a sentence, it just sound's really awkward.

The worst part of the Irish/Down under language barrier, I have an 'R' in my surname and have had to change how I pronounce it from "Ore" to "Arrrr" like a pirate or else no one has a clue what I'm saying, feels so unnatural and silly every time. 

[Eoin McLove]

It's the same here, mate or old mate,  but I can't fluidly say mate in a sentence, it just sound's really awkward.

The worst part of the Irish/Down under language barrier, I have an 'R' in my surname and have had to change how I pronounce it from "Ore" to "Arrrr" like a pirate or else no one has a clue what I'm saying, feels so unnatural and silly every time. 

Haha yep, I have retrained myself to sound like a pirate on that front. No maaaarcy, me boy!

I think if I threw mate into a sentence they'd be like, what the fuck did you just call me, cunt?