Random metal related thoughts

[astfgyl]

Neither have I, but the minute you've mentioned it I can hear it like it was yesterday.

And I still don't think it's any good lol

[Pentagrimes]

They'll always be Zentrix here, I did manage to change to the proper Sepultura pronounce over the years though.
Bolt Thrower will always be Spear Chucker and My Dying Bride will always be My Dying Birdie thanks to a glitch on a teletext page one day.
Oh and Old Man's Child ...Oul Boy's Wee Boy

See also: Primicordial

[Anvil]

Ever since I heard someone call it Unleashed in the Studio, I've not been able to call Unleashed in the East anything. Same with someone singing Spainkiller instead of Painkiller and seeing some Priest fans refer to Ripper Owens as Ripoff Blowens.   

[Maggot Colony]

That gobshite Dan Franklin said Blood Incantation's new one is the most significant death metal album since Altars Of Madness! 

https://thequietus.com/interviews/expanding-the-circle-blood-incantation-interviewed/

[open face surgery]

Just pure hyperbole.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

lol at just the list of his previous articles: it's like a one-stop shop for weekend hipster metallers in need of beefing up their tr00 credentials.
https://thequietus.com/writer/dan-franklin/

[open face surgery]

I had those exact suspicions voiced in my original comment, due to the bandwagoning nature of the comment, but decided I'd leave it 

[Mower Liberation Front]

My Dying Bride will always be My Dying Birdie thanks to a glitch on a teletext page one day.

I remember that day in McKenna's. Errortel's gig guide.

[Thorn]

Yep , forever etched!

[open face surgery]

lol at just the list of his previous articles: it's like a one-stop shop for weekend hipster metallers in need of beefing up their tr00 credentials.
https://thequietus.com/writer/dan-franklin/

Read the article anyway. Muck. Twice he felt the need to virtue signal.

[Pentagrimes]

That gobshite Dan Franklin said Blood Incantation's new one is the most significant death metal album since Altars Of Madness! 

https://thequietus.com/interviews/expanding-the-circle-blood-incantation-interviewed/

I don't know anything about Dan Franklin but seeing mention of The Quietus was enough to make my eyes roll . Wait til that bald youtube guy gets his hands on it.. Fantana or something like that? Bear in mind, these people are writing about metal for people who don't know anything about metal, so it comes off as extra patronising to those of us who actually like this stuff.

[Maggot Colony]

That gobshite Dan Franklin said Blood Incantation's new one is the most significant death metal album since Altars Of Madness! 

https://thequietus.com/interviews/expanding-the-circle-blood-incantation-interviewed/

I don't know anything about Dan Franklin but seeing mention of The Quietus was enough to make my eyes roll . Wait til that bald youtube guy gets his hands on it.. Fantana or something like that? Bear in mind, these people are writing about metal for people who don't know anything about metal, so it comes off as extra patronising to those of us who actually like this stuff.

I only come across the Quietus reviews when I'm searching for new album reviews, and some sick part of me enjoys reading the absolute scutter that these "writers" spew.

Anthony Fantano is the other gobshite you're referring to. He once released a video instructing people on how to listen to metal. If you need instructing then maybe the genre isn't for you.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

The other day Spotify was autoplaying after the new Blood Incantation into Inanna. Today it has autoplayed into Black Curse.

Is there some kind of hook-up behind the scenes between MW and Spotify?? 

[Eoin McLove]

Key to the Gate is one hell of a dittie.

[ochoill]

No you're alright thanks