Tips for better living

[Eoin McLove]

If you can manage to whistle even more tunelessly than him, your happiness will increase exponentially.

[Eoin McLove]

12. If you stretch your foreskin a little bit every day, gradually over time it becomes incredibly stretchy and flexible so if you ever find yourself homeless, you will never be stuck for a sleeping bag.

[The Heretic]

I haven't had southern fried chicken for almost 27 years, I had some last night, now I know why I haven't had any for 27 years, its like eating death, that's me done....avoid to stay healthy....

[Eoin McLove]

#12 If you really want to get a pet dog but you can't afford it or don't feel up to the responsibility, why not carry a small green bag full of your own shit when you go for a walk?

[OpenSores]

#12 If you really want to get a pet dog but you can't afford it or don't feel up to the responsibility, why not carry a small green bag full of your own shit when you go for a walk?